sante

1. adverb. To lie, to be deceitful.

2. adverb. To have the qualities of a
pedophile. To have a tendency towards
pedophilia.

3. noun. To have no comedic value. Unfunny
and dull.

1. To keep the kid quiet about touching him, I gave him a pet rat. How very sante of me.

2. I santed my 11 year old next door neigbor.

3. Wow, you really bombed like a sante out there.

by PSMF May 14, 2005

santa

the old guy who
:roots ya mum
:pretend to let little kiddies sit on his lap at the shoppin centre
:leaves some shit on you lawn in the mornin
:takes the last bit of milk and cookie when you wanted em

santa "ho ho ho"
your mum "im not a ho but ill fuck ay anyways"
santa "oh jolly i want to take a dump in your sack"

by busted boy November 11, 2004

Brown Santa

That's where you take a dump in a box, wrap it and put it under the tree. The best way to accomplish this to attend a Christmas party, bring a real gift and let every body know that it is yours so they will associate you with that gift. Then slip the Brown Santa under the tree without anybody watching.

This can be done at any party or celebration such as a birthday party or wedding, and with any inappropriate gift: vibrators, gay porn, roadkill and cremated remains.

You should have see the boss' face when he opened a Brown Santa.

by OldManD December 15, 2009

Santa Claus

Pulling out of your male partners ass then ejaculating on their face. You would then use the semen to draw a mustache and beard (white like Santa Claus).

Damn rick, your ass is so tight. Now be a good little elf and let me Santa Claus you'

by chris kringle October 4, 2006

Santa Clause

An extremely Liberal individual. A Santa Clause follows unrealistic economic and social principles and hates religion.

Santa Clauses often drive a hatchback and reward naughty children under the tree.

God is a Republican and Santa Clause is a Democrat.

That limp-wristed, pot-smoking, daisy-picking Liberal is such a SANTA CLAUSE.

by Cheergurl07 November 20, 2006

santa

santa....hes the meany bofeany that tells u to ask for something and never gets u the exact thing that u want and then acuses u of bein bad and gives u a lump of coal instead. no one even likes him there all like get away fat man....

like when u ask for a bike and he gives u a bloody pair of sox nd ur all like i asked for a bike... and then ur all like wheres my fukin bike then hes all like hohoho nd ur like u said wat nw?????? fuk u santa what the fuk is ur problem and then u chuk a brik at his head and he sqaushes rudolf nd ur like all crying coz rudolfs dead and ur like all watd rudolf ever do to u!!!

by santas a dik May 17, 2006

dirty santa

when a woman puts her fingers between her legs and makes a guy sit on her lap.

give me a dirty santa baby!!!

by Alan September 21, 2003