split the pan

To defecate (shit).

"Jesus, you should have seen the size of that turd I just let out, it split the pan!"

by Mortiis February 7, 2017

Splintercourse

The act of having sex with a man who has a tiny dick.

His dicks so small it would be splintercourse instead of intercourse.

by Tinylynne74 March 9, 2017

Splinter train

The act of rubbing one's anus back and forth across a plank of wood in order to receive pleasure and, inevitably, splinters.

I splinter trained last night. Very enjoyable.

by Cucumber101 July 9, 2017

split a footlong

either performing an Eiffel Tower with two penises at approximately 6 inches in length, or a single individual entering two women at once, using two approximately 6 inch penile objects

Hey man, would you like to split a footlong?
Nah, I don't like Subway.
Ok, your loss bro.

by frhwdofnursekaj August 31, 2017

Scliter

Sort of clever

That is sort of Scliter.

by Charley Corn October 22, 2017

split the chicken

To miss multiple targets by aiming right between them, for example in a ball game.

Ronnie had two good available shots, but he split the chicken and went home with nothing.

by TheJimReaper April 19, 2018

Split

To beat up

Davis: Don't touch me, my nigga!
Tyrone: Boy you ain't gone do shit.
Davis: Bro, on my shit, don't fucking touch me. Otherwise I'm gonna split 'cho ass right here.

by big_mikevq November 15, 2017