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Special Dildo

A penis-shaped contraption made out of nails and spikes that is shoved up the ass for the ultimate torture. Its purpose is to remove human insides. Most of them are built for infants.
eyy motherfuckear whant this god damn uh Special Dildo man eyyy???????
by IhaveHIV January 1, 2021
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Louis Special

The process of fucking up an extremely straight forward task in a workplace. Normally by not completing the task in full (Previously known as a Bella Special)
Manager: "Did you email our customer to say we can supply our product to them on tomorrow?"

Employee: "No, I told them we are out of stock... Oh hang on... I sent it to the wrong person too"

Manager: "This is what we call a Louis Special"
by Lord Rick February 10, 2021
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Rasputin special

The Rasputin special is a subway measured to the exact size to the mm of Rasputin’s penis and contains Rasputin’a penis inside.
I’ll have a Rasputin special please.
by Rasputin special March 31, 2021
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optimus special

A one month subscription to PH
Box of tissues

Corner store lotion
Less than one month of only fans
Hey I was think abt buying an onlyfans but instead I got the OPTIMUS SPECIAL!
by Not optimus April 8, 2021
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Steven Special

A regional Tex-Mex dish in Arkansas and Oklahoma (sometimes referred to as the Derek Special or simply Chicken Special). It is a simple dish consisting of a plate of mexican rice with grilled chicken either sliced or diced on top, then covered in (traditionally white) queso. Other variations exist that also include fajita vegetables and other meats. Nobody knows who Steven is, or his counterpart Derek, but they will continue as legends forevermore.
We'll have 2 Steven Specials and a Fried Ice Cream for dessert
by KappaMikey May 28, 2021
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oraltiz special

the act of having a penis in your mouth while simultaneously tossing his/her salad while he/she defacates onto a goat; a rim/blowjob if you will (extra points for making noises come from the goat)
I thought the goat was gonna die while i was recieving my first oraltiz special.
by Patrick & Mike August 10, 2003
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Special Queso

Did you use the bathroom bro?
Nah seems like the guy before me left some special queso on the seat
by Chxrryuwu December 7, 2022
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