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Superbowl Secondary

The team that you root for on Superbowl Sunday, due to the fact that your shitty team either didn't make it to the playoffs, or got beat during the playoffs.
Dude 1: "Who are you rooting for this Superbowl Sunday?"
Dude 2: "The Ravens sucked this year, so I'm rooting for my superbowl secondary, the Giants."
by C.C. Smith March 12, 2012
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Microsoft Second

A screen during any installation in Windows showing "1 second remaining" that lasts a few minutes.
"I don't have time to talk to you, I'm almost done installing the game - it says I only have one second remaining."

"Dude, you have plenty of time, it's a Microsoft second."
by SsurebreC August 1, 2012
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Sleepy Second

Accidentally getting to second base while your still half asleep
Matt: hey did you hear Carl got a Sleepy Second
Jim: yeah now Jill hates him.
by Mybad February 14, 2013
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throwing scones

Hitting people with scones from Supervalu
by Borman January 22, 2014
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1-second-funny

Something that causes a brief laugh or smile in the moment, but is exceptionally uninteresting when thought about later on.
~~~EXAMPLE~~~

Harvey: "Bro! Remember that time we were at Olive Garden, and you said something, and I said 'Nice!', and then you held up your knife and said 'Knife!'??

Karlos: "Don't bring that up, homie. That's a 1-second-funny at most, definitely not worth bringing up in conversation."

Harvey: "But we both laughed when it happened!"

Karlos: "You laughed when it happened, just because you'd never compared those two words before. Once you associate them together, it's not really that tight when somebody points it out."

Harvey: "We should make a word for that kind of oddly common scenario."

Karlos: "Our Creator already made a word for that: 1-second-funny."

Harvey: "Ah right! Thanks, dude!"

No problem.
by CitrusRhymer April 14, 2014
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get scone

Another way of saying "Get gone" or "Go away"
Often used by someone to show they are want another person to go away or to ensue someone else going away.
Example :
Boy 1 : Wow this kid needs to get scone
Boy 2 : Ok I am getting scone
by Houki July 29, 2014
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sticky seconds

Referring to when a guy has sex with a woman, following another man have sex/ejaculating in her
James and bill decided to share a girl, bill had her first, and James went after, as he liked his sticky seconds.
by ulsterphil August 17, 2015
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