Santa

the guy who breaks and enters each year

hey jerry, remember santa?
yeah he triggered my alarms.

by beanandcheesebean December 10, 2019

Santa Kiss

Going down on an elderly woman's vaginal white beard.

I Santa Kissed your mom last night.

by Staybull February 20, 2021

Santa Fe Packing Company

A brand of salsa that has an anthropomorphic cactus.

Position Santa Fe Packing Company Salsa and Con Queso as the authentic salsa of the southwest that serves as the perfect ingredient for a variety of menu items, not just a dipping sauce. Leverage the spoke-charachter, Spike, in all marketing and communication messages.

by Wendysfg August 26, 2023

blue santa hat

a hat only faggots and lesbians wear.

“OMG! did you see Eva wearing the blue santa hat? she looks so dumb!!”
“I know!!!!”

by pasha63 December 7, 2023

Santa

Loves to give children stuff like toys but knows we’re they live and knows what they do and love to get them on his leg or lap

Are you a Santa

by I love pugs 64 March 30, 2023

santa clause

a fake piece of shit. who deserves to burn in hell. OH WAIT, HES FUCKING FAKE. just like my dad, because he left when i was 3.. santa clause id a fucking fake white ass nigger who should have never been invented. because sorry to break the news kids, but your parents buy your toys for you.

“look at that fake ass motherfucking picture of santa clause”

by ilovettippieredd March 16, 2020

Working less than Santa

When someone works little to no hours, slacks at work or is unemployed that person 'works less than Santa'.

"You have to pick someone to do the group project with, what about Matt?"
"Nah, working with him equals working in singleplayer, he works less than Santa Claus"

"I haven't seen him work a day in his life, he works less than Santa"

"Since the accident, he has been working less than Santa"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023