salad rat

and ugly musty dusty rusty piece of shit that stalks people and laughs like a fucking dolphin

girl: i hear a dolphin noise what is that?
other girl: LOOK BEHIND YOU
girl: what
*salad rat appears out of the blue*
salad rat: SCREECH EHEHEHHEHE HAHUH
girl and other girl: AHHH WHAT THE FUCK

by HAHUAH DOG April 11, 2021

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tossed salad

I don't mean a vegetable dish. I mean getting your asshole licked, preferably with jelly or syrup... I prefer syrup!

I made my prison bitch toss my salad! He liked it!

by Nate June 19, 2003

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salad tossing

eating out a shitty asshole with ranch dressing

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

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chopped salad

when u cut someones ass up hypethetically with ur dick

that bitch wouldn't cum so i gave her some chopped salad

by sir nuts-a-lot March 9, 2008

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Where a man or woman defecates all over a woman or man's "greelz" and then the receiver "swooshes" the feces around their mouth and spits it back out into the original person's anus. They then leave it sit for twenty to thirty minutes. This is known as the "baking" period. After the time is up, the man or woman who was originally shit on, scoops the regurgitated feces out of the anal cavity and spreads it over white bread and proceeds to eat it and share it with others.

"What's that on yo' breaf' skank?"

"Jimmy gave me an egg salad a few minutes ago."

by MilliHAX October 16, 2009

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