This is an old term dating back at least 100 years. My grandmother from Eastern Texas used it quite often to describe an uncouth person. I believe it refers to persons who probably didn't have an out-house or toilet, then when they dropped their pants and stooped down to evacuate their bowels, they would sometime hit the back of their shoes or boots. Of course, they probably just as often hit their pants.
by meatloaf66 September 22, 2009
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Get the Shit Kicked mug.Taking a massive, hellacious dump in someone else's bathroom (especially a stranger/acquaintance), then leaving swiftly and pretending that nothing happened.
Person 1: Hey man, why are you in such a hurry? We just got here ten minutes ago?
Person 2: Get your coat. I just took a massive shit in this dude's bathroom, and I want to get the hell out of here before he finds out it was me.
Person 1: So...shit-and-run?
Person 2: Exactly.
Person 2: Get your coat. I just took a massive shit in this dude's bathroom, and I want to get the hell out of here before he finds out it was me.
Person 1: So...shit-and-run?
Person 2: Exactly.
by Clockwork Lime October 20, 2009
Get the shit-and-run mug.A by-product produced by mostly old people who wear diapers, as well as babies. The shit biscuit is formed when they shit themselves, but doesn't clean up or get changed right away. Over time, the turd is flattened out (from sitting on it) and eventually hardens into a dried out biscuit or cookie-like turd.
"I went to the nursing home today to see grandpa, and I think he had been making a batch of shit biscuits."
by rockstarchris September 5, 2006
Get the shit biscuit mug.The pinnacle of speech, the language of gods, a manner of speaking so complex that only true legends can understand. A language that doesn’t just consist of words but also relies on how it is said. The ability to make up a word from nothing and the recipient of this gospel still understands what it is. All shit-talk needs is a topic and nothing else.
Zeus: how is the ocean
Poseidon: there is an enigma of procrastination in the seas as I notice from my recent discoveries but it’s certainly doesn’t lack in potential(Shit-talk for “it’s all good”).
Zeus: glad to know it’s good
Poseidon: there is an enigma of procrastination in the seas as I notice from my recent discoveries but it’s certainly doesn’t lack in potential(Shit-talk for “it’s all good”).
Zeus: glad to know it’s good
by Procrastimatrix March 8, 2018
Get the Shit-talk mug.The place a person is going when they've decided to put themself into a less than desirable, potentially hurtful, or crap, situation. The only thing on the menu, regardless of how it appears, is shit. Often the person will know they are about to go there, but feel almost powerless to stop it.
Example 1
Friend: You know, I got a message from him last night and he wants to see me again....maybe he really cares this time.
Concerned friend: Oh no!.....you're not going to see him are you? Please don't give him another chance to break your heart again.
Friend: I'm feeling weak and I want to see him so badly..... It looks like I'll be heading back to the Shit Cafe.
Example 2
Employee 1: The boss just asked me to work this weekend and I caved.
Employee 2: Man, I already told them no way! I can't believe you're gonna eat that shit sandwich.
Employee 1: I know....I'm such a loser. I keep letting people take me to the Shit Cafe even though I know the only thing on the menu is crap!
Employee 2: Yeah the boss is such an asshole...he knows how often you eat there.
Friend: You know, I got a message from him last night and he wants to see me again....maybe he really cares this time.
Concerned friend: Oh no!.....you're not going to see him are you? Please don't give him another chance to break your heart again.
Friend: I'm feeling weak and I want to see him so badly..... It looks like I'll be heading back to the Shit Cafe.
Example 2
Employee 1: The boss just asked me to work this weekend and I caved.
Employee 2: Man, I already told them no way! I can't believe you're gonna eat that shit sandwich.
Employee 1: I know....I'm such a loser. I keep letting people take me to the Shit Cafe even though I know the only thing on the menu is crap!
Employee 2: Yeah the boss is such an asshole...he knows how often you eat there.
by SilverB January 5, 2009
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