Attempting to squeeze out what is thought to be a fart, only to realize that it is just slightly too late to hold it back as poo exits your bum. Only qualifies as "a Toper" if done at work.
Man 1: dude, did you hear that fart Ryan just ripped?
Man 2: yeah it sounded REALLY soggy!
Man 1: bro... I think hes "Pulling a Toper"! I call a wipe test!!
Man 2: yeah it sounded REALLY soggy!
Man 1: bro... I think hes "Pulling a Toper"! I call a wipe test!!
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when one abruptly leaves a place or situation due to various reasons such as awkwardness or other commitments
by NY Knicks fan 1 November 3, 2010
Get the pulling a phil mug.The equilibrium phenomenon that occurs when someone is constantly either late or early for catching their bus/train/subway/metro. On subsequent journeys, there will eventually be a balancing between earliness/lateness. It all evens out in the end.
Damn, I missed my bus by one minute! Well at least the laws of public transportation karma state that I'll get there in the nick of time on another day in order to make up for this
by Mitchelnext April 1, 2011
Get the Public Transportation Karma mug.a person who makes plans with a person/group but flops last minute. pulls a no-show or changes the plans entirely so that it does not include the person he/she promised to chill with before.
"Yea Nitin said we should go to the mall today but he called just now and said he's hanging out with his college pals. So he is Pulling a Simon today.
by randomchillsquad May 21, 2018
Get the Pulling a Simon mug."Bread pulling" or "Stutje trek" (translated in Dutch) is a famous Dutch, rather inappropriate game. It can be played with 2 or more male-players (the more people playing, the more disgusting it becomes). The game starts when someone put a slice of bread on the table and says: "Stutje trek". All the guys attending at the table will now have to pull down their pants and start masturbating like their lives depend on it in front of each other until they cum and ejaculate their semen on the slice of bread. Everyone ejaculates their warm semen on the bread till one player remains that hasn't empty his balls. This person has now lost the game and has to eat this semen filled slice of bread while the others watch him eat it.
Person 1: Yesterday evening I had to go to the hospital for a gastric lavage to completely clean my stomach.
Person 2: Oh my, did you drunk that much that they had to pump the alcohol out of your stomach ?
Person 1: No, only bread and semen.
Person 2: Pour soul, you've lost in 'Bread pulling'.
Person 2: Oh my, did you drunk that much that they had to pump the alcohol out of your stomach ?
Person 1: No, only bread and semen.
Person 2: Pour soul, you've lost in 'Bread pulling'.
by Trunks November 7, 2016
Get the Bread pulling mug.shittiest place i’ve ever been too. if you want your child to have depression and wanna kms every second then rt is the way to go!! also they don’t allow you to wear any normal clothes or eat popcorn. what kind of fuck hole doesn’t let you eat popcorn?! RISING TIDE I GUESS! FUCK YOU RT
wow this is the most fucked up place i’ve ever been to. wow i guess you’ve never been to rising tide charter public school!!
by such a whore May 18, 2019
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