Procrasturbation

Having the desire to masturbate, but lacking the physical will to do so.

Person 1: Jesus Christ i'm soo horny! I'd jack off but the computer is all the way in the other room!

Person 2: Stop your procrasturbation, put down the blunt and get the fucking vasoline!

by Cowboy Curtis June 19, 2009

Procrasturbating

To kill time by masturbating.

Guy 1: So insteed of studying for my exam on Saturday, I'm watching porn...

Guy 2: Wow, you must really be Procrasturbating.

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by DbZ_smash May 7, 2010

procrastiscaping

Playing RuneScape to put off doing other things

"Have you done that homework?"

No, iv been totaly procrastiscaping"

by fajsdg[ekrgoewrg June 24, 2011

Procrastinator

Calls her/himself an opportunist ( In a way that s/he is saving her/himself for the right time) but s/he is actually a Procrastinator

Lucas is a procrastinator

by Wickerman October 10, 2013

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

Haha blue text from someone's definition go brrrr.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

by ISSDefinitions August 15, 2021

procrastinate

Some lame excuse that people use for not wanting to participate in what others are doing on time so they choose to be their own individual and not accomplish things the same as other humans should.

President Bush procrastinate all the time by not giving the people what they want, but always saying that he will.

by stitch4eva March 10, 2008

procrastibate

The act of extending a masturbatory session by delaying orgasm. In effect, having tantric sex with yourself.

Man, I can procrastibate for four and a half hours, but I can't walk the next day!

by Seamus Thurgood Kitikakarshnagarkan March 3, 2008