Saturday night pork pie express

When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.

"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"

by Ernieb182 August 17, 2019

pork custard

Another phrase for man gravy, or to simplify jizz

I bet she'd or he'd or they'd like some of my pork custard

by Pp pork meister July 7, 2023

pork

pork the flesh of a pig used as food you know pork fried rice come on this is easy

customer: can i get some pork fried rice and half a chicken.
cashier: is this for here or to go.

by Zack Mcmaster June 5, 2018

pork tugger

1. a man or teenage boy who is always masturbating.
2. a girl who will only give hand jobs.

that jimmy has always got his hand on his dick.
yeah he is such a pork tugger.

by sicktwistedone May 8, 2018

Fred Pork

(noun)
1. John Pork's grand-uncle
2. Someone who regularly letexiers

Fred Pork! Get back 'ere!

by Femboyz fr December 13, 2025

John pork

The act of porkin it in public

I was caught “John porkin” it at Chuck E. Cheese

by Duckbuster November 14, 2025

Pulled Pork

Pulled Pork (or PP) is when your friends get drunk and dare you to have a BJ with a turtle. The hospital is overflowing with drunk idiots with missing wieners. Do not attempt this IRL

Billy: "Did you hear about Alex, he's in the hospital. Nurse said the Diagnosis was Pulled Pork or something
Joe: "I'm not that hungry"
Billy: "no, as in a red snapper ripped off his junk mid act. That's the last time Jason goes to the bar with us.
(Jason walks in)
J: "What's up"
(Jason's bags are thrown out and the door is slammed in his face)

by I h8 nes November 24, 2022