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springing the pogo

To masturbate. "springing" as the name suggests, is the repeated up and down jacking of the "pogo" stick, which of course is ... ya dick!
"OMG! What are you doing!?"
"Well honey, i'm springing the pogo! Check it out, ima bout to set a world record!"

"U don't jack it!? Shit, i've already sprung it twice since i've been here!"
by cjohnson85 April 4, 2008
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ultimate extreme ping pong

Ultimate extreme ping pong is a game played with a ping pong ball and a badminton racket

The object of the game is to smack the other person with the ball as hard as possible....

Once hit - you have been ponged!
Dude - You've been ponged....

Wanna play ultimate extreme ping pong? I'll pong you!
by T Dawgg May 28, 2008
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Limpin' With A Pogostick

Intense bouncing when Gangstah Leanin' Yo Black Ass Around
Yo Dawg, Dat Dude's Limpin' With A Pogostick, Looks like a kangaroo or sumthin.
by John Grand May 4, 2011
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texas ping-pong

In a typical game of ping pong, if a person scores a point, the other person must put their shirt over their head (to prevent visibility) and has the option to put the paddle over his/her face (face protection) ((used by pussies)). The point scorer hits the ball as hard as they can, striking their opponent anywhere on the body, (most commonly the chest area) leaving welts that typically don't disappear for a week or so
" Robert what the hell happened to your chest it looks like you've been shot!" "Nah fam I just got done playing Texas ping-pong"
by Blast169 June 26, 2016
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face ping pong

sending pictures of your face back and forth on snapchat without having a conversation.
"cba to reply to all these snapchats, they're all just face ping pong"

"She's always on her phone, face ping ponging people"
by memeslut69 March 27, 2017
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stinky ping pong

When you are preforming anal with 2 girls (or guys) and they start slapping your smelly meat back and forth similar in fashion to the classic game, ping pong.
What are you into? ;)
Only some stinky ping pong with my homies
by Sherbetbou October 21, 2017
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Deng Tsao Ping-Pong

China's dim-minded and notoriously-indolent later-20th-century leader with a penchant for table-tennis.
Instead of doing his job as China's leader --- such as tending to the affairs of state and looking after the welfare of his people --- Deng Tsao Ping-Pong preferred to play extended games of table-tennis with his top-brass cronies... it's little wonder that "The Red Nation" went to Hell in a hand-basket during his regime.
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
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