Going for what sounds like a nice quiet dinner at Pirates Steakhouse in Diep River, with such amazing company as Ryan and Ricky Fourie, Gareth and GF, Tanzyn, Lisa and Chris, when Ryan out of no where claims he had an Ex girlfriend in New Zealand by the name of Ahora, and all hell breaking loose from there onwards. Including facebook status hacking, homo erotic insults, midget/modget abuse, neighbouring table annoyance to mention but a few of the fun unplanned activities.
by ultrachris2000 September 28, 2010
A person who earns several kills under extremely lucky circumstances on a first person shooter while playing online.
The only reason that Fag Pirate got that killing spree was because he grabbed the rocket launcher right as he saw us gathered in the middle of the level.
by Steven Ybarra October 17, 2008
When you cum in a girls eye kick her in the shin and run away so shes hopping on one leg and has one eye closed
by Sean "anal seepage" Mielke May 07, 2008
A Rusty Pirate is when your bangin your girl doggy style and right before you bust you pull out and shove it in her ass! then you yell "ARrrrrRRR! me love some Boooty!!!"
by The Cisco Kid MM December 25, 2007
The sexual act of cumming in a girls eye, and giving her a dead-leg. This results in her hopping around, one eye closed, like a jolly pirate
by Mr. Popageorgio July 07, 2006
by Flealan July 19, 2006
One who has been captured by crazy ex-model hermit babes, but has escaped, thus being deemed worthy of voodoo powers given by the one and only god, the great Flying Spaghetti Monster. These people are so forth known as Voodoo Pirates, and their powers are called VooDooM. These powers consist of incredible charm, sexual abilities, and good looks(a power commonly known throughout all Pirates), Weaponry with the inability to be misplaced (usually two muskets that never run out of ammunition and only need to be cocked on dramatic occasions which, at any time, can be replaced with a single shot rifle with the same rules, and not to forget, a crazy pirate saber.) , Voodoo dolls, swordsmanship skills, Ships on fire (blue fire)and flying sharks for very few special commanders, incredibe talent in weaponry, knack for theivery, and a sweet hat, dreds and/or bandana. These Voodoo Pirates are incredibly rare, meant to lead a crew of Pirates against ninjas. They only exist in people proven to be specifically chosen by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, those who have escaped the clutches of crazy hermit babes, those who have been challenged with VooDooM, and come out on top in a dishonorable and pirate-like manner, captains of Pirate Crews before reading or enlightenment of this article, and True Ninjas turned to the pirate side. There are very few that were born with these Voodoo powers, but signs do not begin to show until mid puberty. The Second Mate of a Voodoo Pirate may also gain powers up to a full-fledged Voodoo Pirate if deemed worthy to have by the great Flying Spaghetti Monster. The gaining of VooDooM will cancel out all alliances with ninjas and disable all ninja powers.
Pirate 1: OH MY GOD!!!
Pirate 2: What, you mean the great Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Pirate 1: Yeah. Anyway, that guy can use VooDooM!!! He is a Voodoo Pirate. We should meet him.
Pirate 2: Indeed.
Pirate 1:(to his 36 pirate hookers) Follow.
*All three pirates meet and begin a conquest to destroy ninjism*
Pirate 2: What, you mean the great Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Pirate 1: Yeah. Anyway, that guy can use VooDooM!!! He is a Voodoo Pirate. We should meet him.
Pirate 2: Indeed.
Pirate 1:(to his 36 pirate hookers) Follow.
*All three pirates meet and begin a conquest to destroy ninjism*
by -VooDooM- August 19, 2006