oxygen pirate 

A person who is so utterly stupid that his/her only purpose on this earth is to absorb the oxygen better used by more worthwhile beings.

Dr. McNobb is such an oxygen pirate that he has single-handedly managed to raise the temperature of the earth 5 degrees through his sheer stupidity.

oxygen pirate by Midnight LaRue May 31, 2005

Shit Pirate

One who seeks out payment in the form of fecal matter. If payment is not provided post haste, it will be taken forcibly by means of a latex glove and a tabletop. On occasion a hook may be used.

Shit Pirate: "AAR, you owe me for that hamburger! Pass me your feces."

Frightened Industrial Engineering Professor: "Oh bullocks, a shit pirate and me without my Je-Fairy"

Shit Pirate by Douches November 25, 2004

killer poo pirate 

a living being with a very sharp penis who engages in anal intercourse with women and often causes fatal tearing of the mucas membrane.

that horse was a total killer poo pirate

killer poo pirate by Andrew Mac-daddy May 6, 2009

butt pirate 

a man who fucks over men in the arse (and takes all the booty) ,butt pirates may also like to felther over men, therefore becoming a man hole inspector

i sure do hope my son doesn't grow up to become a butt pirate

butt pirate by the big gimp October 3, 2005

butt pirate 

A man raping another man in the ass. To do this in a cavalier way. To shout "Yo Ho Ho" as you fill the persons ass with your man meat.

John is a real butt pirate. He took many ass that night and never once asked to be invited in.

butt pirate by ed jude February 15, 2005

Ring Pirate

A male who wears his cock ring all the time.

Ever since Nathan got into the S&M scene, he has become a ring pirate.

Ring Pirate by Guillermo August 25, 2003

poo poo pirate 

The conquest across the seven seas in the search for of hidden treasure (poo). Often having to enter many dark caves in the process.

Rachiepoos is a poo poo pirate. She LOVES it!!

poo poo pirate by Gordanus January 15, 2009