garnet pham

a girl who ussually wants to make deals jacking off and often loses.

like garnet pham says it.. "You messed up person!!"

by ummmburgerrr February 18, 2005

phantom ring

When you perceive the sensation of your phone vibrating, but it's not.

"Hold on, let me get that....oh wait...it was just a phantom ring."

by messy2010 February 10, 2010

phallic autism

a transmittable form of autism generally through sexual interactions

you have phallic autism my dude

by mrpoo November 1, 2018

phailed

the slang word for 'failed',also 'flunked', only cool people use this word so thats that.

when having a contest always go to urbandictionary to win ...so you phailed alex.

by UR DICTONARY FRIEND September 26, 2006

Phantom Hand

A phantom hand is when a person masturbates after sitting on their hand for an extended period of time. Masturbating with the numb hand then induces an effect of someone else's hand on your cock.

"Man, I've gotten so desensitized, I can only get off to beastiality hentai."
"That's awful. You should try phantom handing. It's a whole new experience."

by The New Looda October 29, 2008

Phaneuf

The cartoon sound made when an NHL defenseman skates rapidly out of position in an attempt to hit an opposing player, resulting in an own goal.

A loud Phaneuf was heard around the arena as Dion deserted the front of his net to hit Joe Pavelski. Dion then returned to the front of the net to pull the puck from the net.

by BiffVegas January 20, 2010

Pharaoh

Typically a sexy dude who could steal anyone's bitch any day and has superb sexual skills

Damn, that nigga pharaoh layed that pipe on my girl

by Pharaoh1101 June 15, 2017