the panda theory

the panda theory states that pandas are often associated with ppl who are emo. first formulated by dr. pandorian in 1421.

"dude what's a panda doing on your front lawn?"

"..."

"oh shoot! you're a closet emo!"

"where'd you get that from?!"

"the panda theory mah man..think about it"

by panda-man June 13, 2006

panda

one who panders to other people and/or their interests

wow i don't really like singer-songwriters, but i have mad boners for this kid who does, so i downloaded a load of music by ryan adams and cameron mcgill and rhett miller. i'm such a panda.

by ana b. April 22, 2006

Padam

Padam: The sound of Netflix every time you open it.

I will cancel Netflix. I hate it when that Padam scares the shit out of me.

by MrRafael June 10, 2023

payday

Oral Intercourse. "A BlowJob"

"Man, My date last night rocked. We sat outside of the Church and she gave me a payday before we went in."

by Joshua Dylans April 26, 2008

inverted panda

1) a fabled mind boggling sexual position 2) page 143 of the karma sutra.

fuck your rusty trombones and texas chili bowls, i have mastered the inverted panda.

by Dark_side December 7, 2005

Panda

A nickname for a dickhead that lives in small coastal community.

Panda is behind all the drama that has happened in the past year.

by wasabipeanut August 10, 2006

Panda

He is one of the better known icons in Washington. People who don't know him will soon and always do he is currently known in 71% of Washington and all people like his attitude and personality. He was born on 9/29/92. He legal name is Antonio and he chills in all of Washington. Something most people do not want to miss

1. Panda is the one who is there to make you happy

2. Panda is a sense of happiness

by Pandafied November 26, 2010