A ninja panda or some shit
Birthplace: A small out of the way dimension
Height: 8'
Weight: 350 lbs. (that includes all his fur)
Pet Peeve: People who say, "Who gave you the black eyes?"
Favorite Battle Hold: Bear hug
Description
Descended from giant mutant Earth pandas, a thousand years in the future, Panda Khan is the Samurai ruler of a genetically improved tribe of battlin' bears. Leaving his alien world in search of great adventure, Khan boarded a Tong pirate ship and using the ancient art of Ting Zing Pao, time-traveled to Earth, 1990. Landing in the sewers, Panda Khan linked up with the Turtles for an unbearably good time. Living by the code of the Khan, Panda Khan "Khantinues" to help the Turtles combat crime and cruelty wherever he finds it. Outfitted with his protective chain mail and samurai armor, Panda Khan's hard for the Foot Clan to "bear."
Birthplace: A small out of the way dimension
Height: 8'
Weight: 350 lbs. (that includes all his fur)
Pet Peeve: People who say, "Who gave you the black eyes?"
Favorite Battle Hold: Bear hug
Description
Descended from giant mutant Earth pandas, a thousand years in the future, Panda Khan is the Samurai ruler of a genetically improved tribe of battlin' bears. Leaving his alien world in search of great adventure, Khan boarded a Tong pirate ship and using the ancient art of Ting Zing Pao, time-traveled to Earth, 1990. Landing in the sewers, Panda Khan linked up with the Turtles for an unbearably good time. Living by the code of the Khan, Panda Khan "Khantinues" to help the Turtles combat crime and cruelty wherever he finds it. Outfitted with his protective chain mail and samurai armor, Panda Khan's hard for the Foot Clan to "bear."
by BiggeCheese105 July 02, 2023
by OZNEROL July 24, 2011
by Tank McGillicuddy April 03, 2024
When a brown-skinned man is having sex and he's mid thrust about to ejaculate, someone turns the lights on and off so that it resembles the white and black of a panda
by that0nefunnyguy January 07, 2019
An insanely unhealthy candy cereal which has been proven to cause cancer and made me loose my right eye and left testicle
by Pandapuffer October 13, 2022
A panda and brown is just the liquid shite of an endangered animal. The ultimate way to “punk someone” as all the kids say.
You're about to get some panda brown
by TotallyNotLuke January 21, 2021
by audiomakersinroblox August 10, 2021