Fart-punch

when a couple has anal sex, the male waits for his wife to fart and simultaneously fucks her in the ass, thus punching the fart.

my new girlfriend lets me fart-punch her all the time.

by Brandon2343242432 February 23, 2009

2-hole punch

To fuck a girl in the ass and pussy at the same time.

1:John and I 2-hole punched Jenna.

2:2-hole punching Zack's mom was great!

by Beeta Cheast September 25, 2009

three-hole punch

1. An common office tool/school supply used to put three holes along one side of a piece of paper for easy insertion into a three-ring binder.

2. A sexual euphemism for copulating all three orifices of the female anatomy.

I gave your mom the ol' three-hole punch last night.

by K.O. Reilly July 30, 2008

sneeze punch

When somebody is about to sneeze, you rear back your right forearm with a clenched fist, and with the strength of a thousand lumberjacks, punch them in the chest to prevent the sneeze...

Cody "Ahhhh-AHHHHHH"

Chris *punches Cody in the chest with fury worthy of Street Fighter II*

Cody "FUCK!"

Cliff "Haha, you got tha sneeze punch!"

by Chris Hambrick July 21, 2007

Falcon Punch

A finishing sexual position. Bed doggystyle. When the male is in the process of ejaculation, he shouts, "FALCON PUNCH" and thrusts with all his might, consequently knocking his partner off of the bed and decreasing her stock by one.

"We were making love all night long in my room and it was so magical that I had to end it with a Falcon Punch. It was beautiful."

by CairoFalk October 24, 2009

Donkey Punch

Every hear of asking? No need to punch a woman to get her to squeeze your dick with her asshole. Just ask, you'd be surprised what you might get. You'd be surprised what you might not get too: a charge of felony assault, hard time, and maybe even a Lorena Bobbit.

I donkey punched the bitch and was found guilty of felony assault.

by Hemp lover October 29, 2009

gooch punch

A punch to the gooch, i.e. the area between anus and penis / vagina.

If delivered correctly to a male a gooch punch will cause immediate and uniquely powerful ejaculation, which is said to be the most pleasurable experience known to man. However, after a gooch punch the male can never ejaculate again.

by Oliver Williams December 18, 2005