Skip to main content

Onion Ring

When someone puts a peeled, unchopped onion up their rectum. They then fart in front of people and gain sexual gratification from when people ask 'who's cooking onions because they smell like shit?'
Wow, someone's cooking bad onions!

Nah, don't worry. Chris has onion ring!
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 23, 2020
mugGet the Onion Ring mug.

onion

yamy onion yamy in my tamy
yam i eat onion
by a failed attempt April 17, 2021
mugGet the onion mug.
Related Words

OniMacaroni

Oni Macaroni is the name given to the Oni Slayers Member, Oni Macarcl by OniAspect

Due to the nature of the names sounding familiar and Aspect’s sense of humor is a top notch failure, he is only allowed to address Macarcl as Macaroni (mainly because nobody knows this is his nickname)
OniAspect: Sup OniMacaroni, what you sayin?

OniMacarcl: Not my name dude
by ~Aspect~ May 3, 2022
mugGet the OniMacaroni mug.

Onion peel

During a traditional bris ceremony, some Mohels have been known to forego the tools of their trade and use only their teeth when performing the circumcision. This process results in one small crusty peel of a foreskin, similar to that of a scalloped onion.

No one knows what they do with the Peel after, some speculate they use it in a stew.
"You remember your own bris!?"
"Well yeah, I converted 2 years ago when I heard about the free hats. The bris was the worst part though- The Mohel had such sharp teeth! He said I had the biggest Onion Peel he's ever removed though, and it really made the flavor for the bris-stew that everyone had."
by Susy Saunders July 8, 2023
mugGet the Onion peel mug.

Spring Onion Sadness

When a female has just consumed a sandwich with particularly smelly ingredients, and the smell of spring onions secretes from her from then on.
by Shagsmith June 2, 2011
mugGet the Spring Onion Sadness mug.

cooked onion

Being fired from your job.
My boss said, "Kiley, I need to let you go. You're all done here - you're a cooked onion."
by huskerbabe79keg September 19, 2013
mugGet the cooked onion mug.

Bloomin' Onion

When a prolapse anus is present and you place a small cup of dipping sauce in the center. Any sauce is acceptable but "Bloom Sauce" is the traditional favorite.
I railed her till I gave her a pink sock then realized I had a hankering for a Bloomin' Onion so I grabbed some ranch from the fridge and went to town!
by Tallahassee Tallboy August 11, 2017
mugGet the Bloomin' Onion mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email