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One Direction

A British "Pop" Band composed of Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, and Zayn Malik. The only reason I actually know this is because I literally can't go through one week without hearing how "hot" Harry is, or how Niall will always be better that Zayn, from a fangirl that irritates the shit out of me. I'll admit, they actually have decent voices, which is more than I can say for the Jonas Brothers. Yeah, remember them? Anyway, they don't remotely deserve the success they have achieved. They get people with real talent, like Tom Fletcher, to write their songs. And those are the ones that are more original than, ooh, I Love you baby, you're so beautiful, i see it, even if you don't. I think Skrillex's lyrics have more diversity than "What Makes You Beautiful."OK, so moving on to their fans. "Directioners." Yep, We give nicknames to fans now. (I wonder what we would have called fans of Led Zeppelin back in the day, Hindenburgers?) Anyway, One Direction fans stick to their band like a cult. They can be the most vicious people I know. I would say about 95% of One Direction Fans like them for their looks. I'll admit, they are pretty good looking. But if you are making money for your looks, then stick to modeling, and let 13 year-old girls drool over you then. You'd actually have some credibility for your work. So, you might be asking me, what about the other 5 percent? If they actually like them for their music, then they just have bad taste.
FanGirl: OMG! Harry is just so hot! He is so mine! I'm going to marry him and he's going to have my kids and we'll live happily ever after! *sigh*

FanGirl2: Uh, EXCUSE ME! Niall, is like, so better, and like, cuter than Harry! Harry is always, like, the front man, and Niall never gets any, like, credit for all that he does for One Direction.

Reasonable Person: You realize that neither of them are going to marry you, or go out with you, or have sex with you. They're most likely going to marry supermodels and then divorce them after 2 years, and then re-marry 3 more times until they just fall into disrepair and all the 10-14 year old girls in the world abandon them and drool over some other boy band. Now with that I will take my leave. *walks away while blasting Stairway to Heaven*
by Mr. Truth-Speaker June 19, 2013
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One in the Spirit

One in the Spirit means to be one as a group worshipping God. A group of people that are worshipping their God as one in unison.
We were One in the Spirit as we sang around the campfire at Bible Camp. We were all One in the Spirit worshipping the Lord also in our church Sunday. Everyone was as One in the Spirit when we all prayed together to help missionaries around the world.
by myra jane nelson January 14, 2010
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One Yo

Originates from the movie "Belly", used by Nas. Used as slang for 'Goodbye', or 'See you later'

The term is also quite frequently shortened to just 'One'
"I'm tired. Time for bed. One yo"

"Meet you at Timmy's in five, One"
by Andrew Dubs September 22, 2008
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short one

To drink an alcholic beverage.
"It is normal for an English gentleman, at this hour, to partake in a short one"
by Hosser March 5, 2007
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black one

When someone is so pissed, fucked off with someone, you will give them the ultimate in destruction
Derek robbed me of my phone, so I'm gonna cash him a black one and rob the car!
by Dabba January 1, 2008
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"The One" porno

That special porn movie that you are going to masturbate to.
Sometimes countless hours are spent sifting through shitty porn to find "The One" porno.
by taso89 May 24, 2008
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Blow one's

To blow one's means to cum.
Lucas: Awww.... *moans*, I'm gonna blow one's right now!
GF: Oooooohhhh baby...
by Thats16myboi September 20, 2019
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