A thoughtless and generally narcissistic freestyle musician that frequents parties with the soul intent of hijacking the gathered crowd for his own need of an admiring audience. Typically, the musician will arrive with an instrument (drum, accoustic guitar, or didgeridoo) in hand, find the most densely populated area of the party, and proceed to play, despite the activities or interest of the people around him. Often, they will play with their eyes closed and conveniently ignore the jeers and looks of disapproval. Other musicians may be invited to play, but will quickly find themselves challenged by technique or speed in order to establish the better musician.
He started playing his drums in the middle of the living room, with complete disregard for the people that were chatting and enjoying each others company. I will never invite that drum-circle jerk to a party again!
by Sailor Lady October 01, 2009
When you wear black speedo bicycle pants , smoke a marlboro light, and jack off, very quickly, lying on the hood of your maroon chevy cavalier while listening to Journey in a rural setting, privately.
The thought of her firm breasts and round ass drove the "Little Guy" to Speedo-Jerk.
(Bzzzzzzzzzzz!)
(Bzzzzzzzzzzz!)
by Kent Spent July 23, 2008
by ChemicalGoat May 19, 2009
by Bearinwoods, P.E. July 30, 2003
bro i was smackin the monkey hard yesterday to rosie odonell and i made enough jerk off juice to feed a sperm bank.
by papaross July 28, 2011
by Spacegopher August 01, 2011