A man who is half cow, half human, half cheese. Not very intelligent, and whenever you ask them a question there first response is whatttttttt
by globro13016 September 8, 2016
Get the half cowmug. Although neither of these words are swear words, combined they form the most insulting term for women in the English language. Interestingly it is not illegal to call someone a fat cow, though among English people it is an extremely taboo insult.
An Employer to me: You...can't...CALL someone..."a fat cow" I mean, what do you think this is?! a game?
Police: No Further Action
End result: I lost my job
Police: No Further Action
End result: I lost my job
by deadlygamesman March 9, 2019
Get the Fat Cowmug. by Julian Kovacs September 20, 2016
Get the anorexic cowmug. n. the tyoe of grandparent that every grandkid gets excited about going to visit; he plays guitar; he owns lots of instruments; he owns lots of animals; he had a childhood friend who mispronounced his name (Kyle) as "cow"; and he has a strange ability to make coke cans stick to his forhead.
Jack: "I have to go visit my grandparents this weekend, its going to suck."
Daphne: "Bummer dude. I love hanging out with my grandpa. He is a total grandpa cow!"
Jack: "I'm so jealous."
Daphne: "Bummer dude. I love hanging out with my grandpa. He is a total grandpa cow!"
Jack: "I'm so jealous."
by jcterry53 November 27, 2009
Get the Grandpa Cowmug. The situation of being in a farmland area and making sure you don't exit on the wrong ramp. A wrong exit could lead to confusing roads and many cows.
by silverseal September 18, 2011
Get the Cow Alertmug. 
