Drunk MySpacing

Writing emails, posting comments, bulletins, or blogs on MySpace when inebriated. There is typically a moment of remorse the next morning.

"I'm sorry I commented you with that hardcore porn. I was drunk myspacing again. Don't tell Tom."

by Tacoma Finish January 8, 2009

phantom myspacer

A user of the widely popular social-networking website Myspace.com who has created an account with very limited and/or false information so that other users can not determine who this person really is, but lets the creator of the account view and check up on other myspacers secretly.

Harold: My old friend came up to me at the bar and told me all this stuff he read about me, but could have only read on Myspace. He's not on my buddy list, and he said he doesn't use myspace even.

Kumar: It's obvious he's one of those phantom myspacers.

by Mark Simon September 20, 2008

myspacoholic

Pronunciation: IPA /mai'speikə,hə,lik/
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): -s
Etymology: American registered trademark MySpace™ + -coholic (from modern English alcoholic)

1 : one who is addicted to compulsive and/or excessive use of MySpace™
2 : one who is unable to carry out normal daily tasks due to compulsive use of MySpace™

Damn, you joined MySpace only last week and you're already a myspacoholic... Get a life!

She's such a pathetic myspacoholic... She won't go to school or find a job, she just spends all her time in front of that damned computer!

by Eugene M. Kim October 13, 2005

My Space

A place for whores. Initially intended as an online system of staying in touch or re-connecting with old friends, My Space has grown into a compendium of 18 year old Southern California Paris Hilton worshipping attention starved idiots and asexual boys in women's jeans with more product than a salon. Lately, the circus has grown to include lots of half naked flexing bros with bad tribal tattoos and horrible pick up lines, as well as a large influx of internet-ebonics speaking idiots who cannot seem to properly use a keyboard without accidentally hitting the CAPSLOCK button or number keys in their sentences.

"hi, arent you on My Space? Cool, lets make out!"

by x dprv x April 7, 2005

myspacephobic

A person that is deathly afraid of myspace.

Yeah, her mom wouldn't let her get a myspace because she thinks it will make the world explode. She's a total myspacephobic.

by mehh. October 17, 2007

Myspaceist

To discriminate or judge someone based on the quality and content of their myspace ie - song choice, heroes, top 8.

Indie Hipster 1 - Man, that guy is a faggot. He has a rainbow background and a Madonna song on his Myspace.
Liberal Hipster 1 - Hey. His sexuality is undisclosed. Stop being so myspaceist.

by Hay-ner January 20, 2007

myspacing

(verb) the action of working with myspace or using myspace.

Albert: Hey man what are you doing?
Kevin: I'm here myspacing, you know checking comments and stuff.

by CXB July 24, 2005