Shit in my mouth 

A phrase used to express disappointment or frustration.

"You hear Carrie Fisher died?"
"Yeah fam really sucks"
"You hear her mom died too?"
"If you're gonna keep bumming me out you may as well shit in my mouth!"

Shit in my mouth by Mouth filled with shit January 27, 2017

the pres. mouth 

the place where flatus is produced, distibuted.

One secret service guy says to another, "did you smell the pres. mouth,it always smells like shit.

the pres. mouth by CJ April 3, 2008

cum mouth bass 

When you splooge in a loud, obnoxious woman's mouth that also smells like a fresh caught bass.

Hey Stewart, remember that loud drunk bitch at the party last night?
Well, I went fishing with that ho and I caught the largest cum mouth bass ever.

cum mouth bass by T Town Playas January 28, 2006

open mouth, insert foot 

when one slips up in a conversation and eat their own words.

Luke told Jen that she hates Canadians. Jen then told Luke that she is actually a Canadian. Open mouth, insert foot.

I told Sam I'd bang Darren's wife 'cause she is so hot, when Darren was actually behind me the whole time. I practically opened my mouth and inserted my foot there.

open mouth, insert foot by Baz S. December 9, 2007

clammy mouth

1. A term for having spunk in ypur mouth. Often used to describe people post sex
2. A way of describing someone sucking up to someone else, suggesting that their friendship is so close that have clammy mouths

1. I gave that girl a real good clammy mouth last night

2. A. Look at those over there!
B. They are verbally bumming each other
A. Yeah, they are a right pair of clammy mouths

clammy mouth by ibudgie July 27, 2009

gowl mouth 

gowl. irish slang for pussy. gowl mouth = pussy lips.

Gob hole mighty! ya gowl mouth bastard ya!

gowl mouth by djibizu March 4, 2010

Kid Mouth

(the opposite of 'work mouth'). Language accidentally used on a construction site by workers with children at home.

Construction worker, accidentally dropping hammer: "whoopsie daisy".

Other workers: "ha ha - you have a kid at home don't you?"

construction worker: oh fuck - was still using my kid mouth.

Kid Mouth by AngelinFlames March 8, 2011