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Mickey mouse

Staining the bed sheets from the woman cumming so hard, it forms a mickey mouse shape
I fucked her so hard last night she left mickey mouse stains behind!
by ry1of6 August 28, 2018
mugGet the Mickey mousemug.

melting the mouse

When you turn on your air conditioner but it burns up because a mouse crawled inside. Also a term for male masturbation.
"Hey, can we get some air in here? I'm sweating balls from all this melting the mouse."
"Nah, man, I hit the thermostat earlier but I think I melted the mouse."
"RIP soulja boy"
by deadsouljaboy July 24, 2015
mugGet the melting the mousemug.

mickey mouse team

A team that is so terrible they should considering playing against mickey and friends.
by xan_man_41 November 24, 2022
mugGet the mickey mouse teammug.

mickey mouse

all the good stuff owner of Disney and I get all the chicks including daisy
HOLY SHIT IS THAT MICKEY MOUSE!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!
by MIckey Mouse August 5, 2022
mugGet the mickey mousemug.

Mickey Mouse championship

When you’re in the championship for fantasy and your team decides to play like shit when you beat them both times that year
Duerr vs Stanbery 2024 was a Mickey Mouse championship for Duerr
by Hot Chubb time machine December 29, 2024
mugGet the Mickey Mouse championshipmug.

flush the mouse

screwing something up, originated on The Tony Kornheiser Show podcast by ESPN luminary Tony Kornheiser.
Boy Jim, your report was terrible. Next time you better not flush the mouse or we may have to let you go.
by mennosimons March 21, 2024
mugGet the flush the mousemug.

Mouse slippage

The reckless or inadvertant use of a computer mouse, often resulting in a digital error.

Often used as a last ditch attempt to externalise blame for a Reverse Earl
I swear I didn't get a Reverse Earl in the Parliamentary NRL Tipping Comp, it was mouse slippage.
by Uncy Bizz May 4, 2025
mugGet the Mouse slippagemug.

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