a sucker in a cheap suit
by karie May 7, 2003
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THE PROBLEMS::
1) she acts like shes poor. cant afford stuff. thats ridiculous, shes HANNAH MONTANA *applaudes* she can afford ANYTHING.
2) the laugh thing. used TOO MUCH
3) if lilly and whatshisname REALLY were her bffl they could tell she was hannah montana.anyone with eye sight could recognize their friend in a bad wig.
4) she got the show cuz of her country mullet starred daddy
5) spoiled drama queen
6) singing.....AHHHHHH
7) sings about HER, tlks about HER, concerned about HERSELF.
8) song lyrics are awful!
Cisney Channel trys to turn ALL their actresses into singers!! whats with that??? *cough hilary duff *throws up* raven. gross...no. not workin. oh not to mention ashley the slut tisdale. and uhm emily osmet???? what were they THINKING????
THE PROBLEMS::
1) she acts like shes poor. cant afford stuff. thats ridiculous, shes HANNAH MONTANA *applaudes* she can afford ANYTHING.
2) the laugh thing. used TOO MUCH
3) if lilly and whatshisname REALLY were her bffl they could tell she was hannah montana.anyone with eye sight could recognize their friend in a bad wig.
4) she got the show cuz of her country mullet starred daddy
5) spoiled drama queen
6) singing.....AHHHHHH
7) sings about HER, tlks about HER, concerned about HERSELF.
8) song lyrics are awful!
Cisney Channel trys to turn ALL their actresses into singers!! whats with that??? *cough hilary duff *throws up* raven. gross...no. not workin. oh not to mention ashley the slut tisdale. and uhm emily osmet???? what were they THINKING????
*CAUTION* hannah montana
may cause
*blindness
*deafness
*retardation
*paraylisis
*death
which are all a trip to the park compared to listening to hannah/miley belt out "yoouuu got the beeessstttt of bootthh worrrllddsss"
may cause
*blindness
*deafness
*retardation
*paraylisis
*death
which are all a trip to the park compared to listening to hannah/miley belt out "yoouuu got the beeessstttt of bootthh worrrllddsss"
by **BLAHblahBLAH** January 16, 2008
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To impose unwanted responsibility upon; to nag or harass someone, especially to do something they don't want to do. To harsh someone. Can also be used as a noun to indicate someone who engages in the act of "monting."
"My boss wants me to do all this work before the end of the day.. he's really monting me" or "My mom won't stop yelling at me; she's being a real mont."
by illustrious degenerate October 7, 2004
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Get the Hannah Montana mug.The act of choosing the most direct route down a mountain - not on the set trail - then proceeding to run down it at high speeds.
*It is an extremely dangerous practice that should only be performed by trained professionals and may result in serious injury or death.
The concept is simple:
Get yourself to the peak of a mountain by any means necessary, throw all caution to the wind, and hurtle yourself down the mountain like you have nothing to lose (when in reality you have everything to lose). Your insanity will either bring you feelings of accomplishment and exhileration, or feelings of throbbing legs, gasping for breath, and pain in various regions of the body.
100% chance of catching a well earned case of "Potty Mouth"
Invetned at the peak of Mayflower Gulch, Summit County, Colorado on August 12, 2010. When two hikers realized they had only 10 minutes to reach the meadow below where their family was waiting, they had to improvise. It took them 45 minutes to hike to the summit...they made it down in 9 minutes and 20 seconds.
*It is an extremely dangerous practice that should only be performed by trained professionals and may result in serious injury or death.
The concept is simple:
Get yourself to the peak of a mountain by any means necessary, throw all caution to the wind, and hurtle yourself down the mountain like you have nothing to lose (when in reality you have everything to lose). Your insanity will either bring you feelings of accomplishment and exhileration, or feelings of throbbing legs, gasping for breath, and pain in various regions of the body.
100% chance of catching a well earned case of "Potty Mouth"
Invetned at the peak of Mayflower Gulch, Summit County, Colorado on August 12, 2010. When two hikers realized they had only 10 minutes to reach the meadow below where their family was waiting, they had to improvise. It took them 45 minutes to hike to the summit...they made it down in 9 minutes and 20 seconds.
Hiker A: "Oh s#;t! We only have 10 minutes to get down this mountain!"
Hiker B: "Looks like it's time for some Mountain Running!"
When one is in need of reaching the base of a mountain in an unreasonably short amount of time, it may become necessary to take part in Mountain Running.
Hiker B: "Looks like it's time for some Mountain Running!"
When one is in need of reaching the base of a mountain in an unreasonably short amount of time, it may become necessary to take part in Mountain Running.
by B-Stan:Pridge-Bizkit August 15, 2010
Get the Mountain Running mug.Gay guy: Hey girl, I went brokeback mountaineering the other day and I found a great new partner.
Girl: Congrats I hope youre happy
Girl: Congrats I hope youre happy
by Jonathan Rogers January 8, 2008
Get the brokeback mountaineering mug.A sexual manuever, in which, a male driving a car is receiving a blowjob from his femal companion in the passenger seat. Upon feeling that he is about to come, the man must grab his warm cigarette lighter and burn the back of the females neck. He must then pull out quickly before she clamps down with her teeth and blow into her mouth. This will give the girl the three primary symptoms of rabies: frothing mouth, lock jaw, and angry growling noises.
Dude one-"Hey man how come you and your girlfriend broke up?"
Dude two- "I dont know man, she is all pissed off cause yesterday when she was giving me road head I gave her a Montana Rabies Shot."
Dude one-"What a cry baby bitch dude."
Dude two- "I dont know man, she is all pissed off cause yesterday when she was giving me road head I gave her a Montana Rabies Shot."
Dude one-"What a cry baby bitch dude."
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