mentally gerrarded

When your thoughts are so deep and profound that when explained to other, more average people they perceive it as silly or simply, inconceivable due to their lack of mental capacity.

You wouldn't understand... im mentally gerrarded

by gerrylemieux August 31, 2012

mental stalking

The act of obsessively thinking about or fantasising about your crush; whether you aren't with the person, are with the person or was with the person(i.e. your ex). It is the result of uncontrolled attraction. Symptoms of this little recognized, little respected but dangerous phenomenon includes but are not limited to:

a) Writing down the object of your attraction's name over and over again.
b) Constantly daydreaming about what it's like to be with your crush.
c) Obsessively planning or thinking of possible future events (first kiss, first date, wedding, number of kids, etc).
d) Constantly thinking about the possible reignition of a past flame long after a break up.
e) "He loves me, he loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not."

Girl: " I can't stop thinking about him. Like, omg he is sooooooo cute. I think our babies will be cute. I hope me and his mom get along. I'm sure he's the one." *sigh* with a smile while looking upward.

Girl's rational friend: "Ummm okay Cindy, first of all you barely know him. Secondly, you're setting yourself up for all kinds of emotional distress when things don't happen the way you obsess about it."

Girl: "Can't a girl dream?"

Girl's rational friend: "Sure, but what you're doing is not dreaming, it's mental stalking."

by zaista August 27, 2013

Mental Migory

A person or group of people who are of a lower level of intelligence than those in there general vicinity, or on a greater level, those in their respected society.

Members of the Tea Party who are not part of the 1%, thus making them part of the 99% are forever lost in the bounds of Mental Migory.

by Tubbis Maximus December 7, 2011

Mental Minder

A person that is in charge or has the authority to observe and dictate what material of knowledge offered to the minds of our students.

The teacher is a mental minder who guides the thoughts and minds of the children.

by Lynedrac December 16, 2011

Mental Illness

Has a pretty broad definition. "A wide range of conditions that affect mood, thinking, or behavior."

Hym "What makes it NOT a mental illness? I don't give a fuck about stigmatization. You have collectively managed to stigmatized not having a fat cock. So no... Don't care about that at all... And you remember who you're talking to right? The guy for whom the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia are , in fact, not delusions and is a thing people are doing? Remember? Does that not affect the stigmatization of the mentally ill? That doesn't matter at all? But, back to the religious... Does it not affect mood, thinking, or behavior?"

by Hym Iam October 9, 2023

mental termites

Mental termites are words or arguments that slowly chip away at your self-worth, hitting you exactly where it hurts. If your brain is getting mental termites from a relationship, you must be in a relationship with a narcissist.

Me looking in mirror - I can't even believe that he cheated on me and told me it was my fault because I had to work late. I improved his life in every possible way. Now all the bad memories are bringing me down like mental termites.

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 9, 2023

Tom Pham's mentality

A word that describes someone who has the mentality to become a 3x St George Football Champion, U14 Asian Cup Champion, 2x Ballingardcup Champion and 6x McDonald's MVP.

Can also be said as "TPJ Mentality".

"Braa he got that Tom Pham's mentality! He's cool asf!"

"You don't know me, you don't have that TPJ mentality!"

by Bennythehandyman October 13, 2023