Walsall screw melon 

Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.

Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.

Walsall screw melon by Willylaura July 5, 2022

zest carrot melon ball 

Going in a public voice call and shunning your friend from said call. Then demanding privacy in that public call. AKA a nickellise

Nick and Ellise are pulling a zest carrot melon ball.

zest carrot melon ball by log_cabin February 19, 2023

there are too many melons in my fruit bowl

something you shout when there is in fact too many melons in my fruit bowl

*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT

there are too many melons in my fruit bowl by aphmaufan October 3, 2023

among us melon 

A type of flavoring typically that reeks of gamer

Wow, nice Gfuel I bet it taste like among us melon

among us melon by among us gamer handsome February 26, 2024

struck by the melody 

An influential individual specially selected to attend an I See Melody (ISM) LIVE event.

You have been struck by the melody!

struck by the melody by sandi_lin_moster July 29, 2024

struck by the melody 

An influential individual specially selected to attend an exclusive ISM LIVE event.

You have been struck by the melody!

struck by the melody by sandi_lin_moster July 29, 2024

drop a melon 

1) To commit a spectacular, laughable failure.
2) To give birth to a monstrous turd so large you wonder how it came out of you.

"Did you hear about that wannabe techbro billionaire's antics yesterday? He dropped his biggest melon yet this time!"
"Hey Jon, you took a long time in there. Did you have to drop a melon?"

drop a melon by Melon Dropper January 17, 2025