uploading machine 

oh this is roadrunner twilights top uploader

oh no a rain of torrents, thats right its the uploading machine, roadrunner must be uploading again, no1 else uploads like that

uploading machine by dont be nosey November 29, 2010

Raging Machine of Insanity 

The current state of the U.S government and economy. Controlling, taxing, and forcing the people to accept its will. We are a nation for the government, by the government.

It is unstoppable, therefore it is raging...
You have to have money to get into it, therefore it is a machine...
It is completely against the Constitution therefore it is insane...

John: "Hey wanna hang out on April 15th?"
Bill: "Sorry man I can't. I have to hand all my money over to the Raging Machine of Insanity on that day!"

Because of this... raging machine of insanity we call our government, I've lost my job!

The Founding Fathers would deem our government the Raging Machine of Insanity.

Raging Machine of Insanity by LimeInfinity January 14, 2011

vending machine 

a group of "snacks" in one setting

my friends and I were in the mall looking like a vending machine

vending machine by jlunsford2 June 3, 2018

Death By Washing Machine 

Noun. (deth bai wawsh-ing muh-sheen)
Using a washing machine in any way to kill yourself, another person, another thing, or to, in some way, trigger an awesomepocalypse. (see awesomepocalypse in synonyms)

Person 1: Dude, I just dismantled a washing machine and made it into an arm cannon that shoots laser beams.

Person 2: Woah, talk about Death By Washing Machine.

Death By Washing Machine by Half Life March 17, 2011

undercover time machine

Really poor sex act that seems like it goes on forever, but secretly it's only about 30 seconds or so...

Unfortunately, despite my hopes, he was an Undercover Time Machine in bed...

undercover time machine by BK516 October 5, 2017

Croatian Ice Machine 

The act of jamming an indeterminate amount of ice cubes in ones anus and then disgorging them.

Last night she gave me a Croatian ice machine and now I will never look at a frappachino the same way again.

Croatian Ice Machine by Icy2cool June 27, 2018

Carolina Claw Machine 

To put 1 finger each inside a woman’s butthole and vagina and pinch them together at the same time

“Dude, I totally gave her a Carolina Claw Machine. She was so into it!”

Carolina Claw Machine by PeachSodaPunk September 28, 2018