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Copy Machine Foreplay

When the copy machine will not work until you have opened every door and stuck your hand in every crevice to find the imaginary paper jam. You finally get irritated and turn it off and then back on and it works fine again.
I was trying to print out my invoices when I got stuck doing copy machine foreplay for 30 minutes.
by StarringBecca October 7, 2011
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Filtered vending machine

Any woman who uses filters and angles on the majority of her pics to look doable but in real life she's big, heavy, chock full of unhealthy snacks, might make you happy for a little bit but you're never really satisfied and you'll just be ashamed of yourself later. In some cases the term "catfish" could be used if it wasn't actually the same person in a tweaked pic.
My date turned out to be a "filtered vending machine"
Even spam swiping the best I get are "filtered vending machines"
by BrigadereCensored November 22, 2018
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claw machine addiction

When you can’t stop using a claw machine, until the Denny’s employee cuts you off of the quarters.
Denny’s employee “This one guy comes in and spend 50 bucks until he gets a prize from the claw machine. He has a claw machine addiction”
Theater kid #4: But I wanted sugar loaf!
by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020
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Time machine sex

Someone you would have fucked 20 years ago but you wouldn't now
Janet is time machine sex,I would have loved to fuck her years ago but she's old fat and lumpy now
by G dogo April 3, 2022
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Machine Gun Huffing

When you give the little huff of breath through your nose when something is funny but you’re in public, but multiple in quick succession.
Look at this joke Cindy sent me.”
“Lol, that caused major machine gun huffing.”
by DumbleFumble October 20, 2020
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machine gun kelly

an artist that get carried by a artist named Glaive also known as stopsitstopsit.
machine gun kelly really got carried by a 17 year old named ash
by etahjntnetahjtahj June 16, 2022
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TOOWOOMBA TIME MACHINE

Toowoomba Time Machine
The practise of using Meth Amphetamine to absolutely excess in a sleepy little town called Toowoomba, thus removing upto 20 years from your life.
by Big Joely July 20, 2023
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