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Minecraft break up 

In the popular game Minecraft sometimes a personal beef will occur or a virtual relationship between two loser virgins or discord users will end occurring in Minecraft theft and arson
The hello kitty girl from vrchat burned down my Minecraft house because I told her we should just be friends that’s how my Minecraft break up was on my Xbox 360 when I was 11

Minecraft Roulette 

When two players stand next to each other, and destroy the block that the other is standing on; This continues till one player falls/takes damage from falling, and the player that didn't fall wins.
Hey bro, wanna play Minecraft Roulette?

Minecraft Steve 

A boy called Isaac who gets grade 3

Minecraft TNT 

Red box go boom
(4th dimensional noises) Minecraft TNT boom

Minecraft good Fortnite bad

the truth.

based on 'four legs good two legs bad' from animal farm by George Orwell.
'Minecraft good Fortnite bad' is the ultimate truth

Minecraft Enchanting Table 

The language beyond mortal comprehension, a language preferred by gods.
Person 1: ʖᒷ⍑𝙹ꖎ↸, ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ꖎᔑリ⊣⚍ᔑ⊣ᒷ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣𝙹↸ᓭ!
Person 2: Bro your speaking Minecraft Enchanting Table