Minecraft

''Minecraft'' is a place where all the worlds pedophiles hide out with everyone from 4-30 year old people (usualy the 30 year olds are on the edge to suicide thats why they go to ''Minecraft'' to get some naked 11 year old girl Pants)

Paul:Hey wanna go get down in some 11 year old pants
Jake:Oh yeah where are we gonna find that?
Paul:Minecraft dude

by Logan paul Jake October 24, 2017

minecraft

block.

bruh.

(minecraft)

by BraceletGodLordofCoom October 31, 2021

Minecraft

The one thing a virgin can't say no too.

-Joe the dinner is getting cold , and your brother and i have been waiting for 10 minutes for you to come down.
-MOM , I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT.STFU.
-Your grounded . And your dad does'nt love you anyway.

by MongoPsykos December 3, 2018

Minecraft

wtf why did you search that up
do you not know what Minecraft is??
For that reason, I'm not saying.

'poo'
Ohhhh! Minecraft
Ya

by nanny can can June 12, 2021

Minecraft Wii U Edition

A version of the popular sandbox game Minecraft published by Mojang AB and developed by 4J, and Microsoft Studios for the Nintendo Wii U. At its 2015 launch the game was praised for providing an authentic way to play Minecraft on Nintendo's flagship home console at the time, but received criticism for its lack of use of the Wii U Gamepad, and limited world sizes. The game received feature updates until 2018 when the game was discontinued. By then the game had sold 1.47 Million units making it one of the Wii U's higher selling titles. The game included the Nintendo exclusive Super Mario Mash Up Pack which made it the most expensive version of Minecraft at the time selling for $29.99 USD.

"Minecraft Wii U edition was the popular franchise's first step onto a Nintendo console."

by wordsarecooliguess823913 April 21, 2024

Minecraft

everything.
literally the best game, despite the fact it’s literally just pixels on a screen.
if someone tells you to touch grass?
touch a grass block.
i love minecraft.

Person 1: I love Fortnite!
Person 2: Minecraft is better retard.

by roikau July 19, 2024

there are no trucks in minecraft

a gag in "50 ways to die in minecraft" where if you say that, you will get run over by a purple semi truck

Person 1: Hey give me all your emeralds.
Person 2: Sorry I left it in my... truck.
Person 1: What? There are no trucks in Minecraft!

and then the person dies, the end

by cool good epic man July 6, 2025