Rock Lee is a character from the anime and Manga series Naruto. As a child, he was always looked down upon and made fun of because he was never able to use either Ninjutsu or Genjutsu. Worse, he was rather below average in hand-to-hand combat(known in the series as Taijutsu). His fierce determination to reach the true pinnacles of his strength was admired by a man named Gai, who eventually showed him the way. After much hard work, and great potential, Rock Lee had grown into an incredible ninja, and is considered a Taijutsu specialist(mainly because he can use only Taijutsu, and because his skills in it are practically incomparable). He bears a striking resemblance to his sensei Gai, with fuzzy eyebrows and shiny black hair(out of respect, Lee styled his own hair just like Gai's; a bowl cut with a white shine that sometimes reads the word "NIN" all around it).
He is dangerous to underestimate, especially without the weights that are around his legs when he trains(without them, he can move faster than a person could blink), and is unpredictable when drunk. But because of his rather goofy appearance, he is not exactly popular with the ladies from the get-go. He once asked Sakura out and even promised to protect her with his life, but obviously, she rejects claiming that Lee is "Too 'unique'" for her tastes. Later, he dueled with Sasuke and defeated him easily with his speed. And in the exams, he fought with Gaara, and showed just how powerful he truly is just from the motivation he gets from Gai-sensei. But nonetheless, Gaara wins by a nose(a very cheap nose <_<). Coincidentially, Rock Lee shares the same exact birthday as the late martial arts star Bruce Lee; November 27th. It is also said that Rock Lee was inspired by Bruce Lee.
Lee also joined Naruto as one of the five people who went out searching for Sasuke after he left the village.
He is dangerous to underestimate, especially without the weights that are around his legs when he trains(without them, he can move faster than a person could blink), and is unpredictable when drunk. But because of his rather goofy appearance, he is not exactly popular with the ladies from the get-go. He once asked Sakura out and even promised to protect her with his life, but obviously, she rejects claiming that Lee is "Too 'unique'" for her tastes. Later, he dueled with Sasuke and defeated him easily with his speed. And in the exams, he fought with Gaara, and showed just how powerful he truly is just from the motivation he gets from Gai-sensei. But nonetheless, Gaara wins by a nose(a very cheap nose <_<). Coincidentially, Rock Lee shares the same exact birthday as the late martial arts star Bruce Lee; November 27th. It is also said that Rock Lee was inspired by Bruce Lee.
Lee also joined Naruto as one of the five people who went out searching for Sasuke after he left the village.
by Lunar6 January 21, 2006
Get the Rock Lee mug.Ben Lee is an Australian singer who is a complete pain in the arse.
The Beastie Boys made the mistake of telling him a few years ago that he had some talent. He then came straight out and declared himself the best singer-songwriter of Australia's past, present and future (without actually having really done anything).
Ben Lee apologists will tell you that this remark was taken out of context, or blame it on the naivety of youth. Unfortunately this arrogance continues to pervade his work - you only need to read an interview of his.
The worst thing that sucks about this guy is the image he tries to portray, as this thoughtful, arty, indie, uber-alternative sort of musician. You will find him posing for photos or album covers with the same quizzical wide-eyed blank stare.
Exactly the same thing happens with his music. Just before his last album was released he was running around telling everyone who'd listen that he was taking us on a magical journey, that this was the result of all of his song-writing experience, and he was so happy with what he was doing.
The end result is the most mainstream, disposable pop you could ever imagine. If it was made by somebody else you would think it was probably OK, but when you're expecting the next Paul Simon it's a bad joke. His lyrics are simple, childish and repetitive (see "Gamble Everything for Love") and even a marginally acceptable song like "Catch My Disease" is ruined by his thin, reedy, high-pitched voice.
While I know you can't do too much about how you look, his gigantic ears and stupid Frodo-like hair are laughable and nauseating at the same time. I suspect he plays up on this to further enhance the "arty" image. When people knock his music he blames the fact that most Australians don't like nerdy looking guys, and he cracked the shits and went to the US and was briefly with Claire Danes (the celebrity missus...SOOOO alternative!)
I don't know how popular he is in the US or UK but if you come to Australia and meet one of his fans or hear his music, don't be sucked in. Ignore the inevitable stacks of thumbs-down this will attract because unfortunately the 14 year old girls who think he's fantastic will spew when they hear the truth.
Ben Lee, along with guys like Rob Thomas and James Blunt, is the reason mainstream pop sucks as much arse as it does these days.
Ben Lee is a conceited fraudster who needs to be put in the meat grinder.
The Beastie Boys made the mistake of telling him a few years ago that he had some talent. He then came straight out and declared himself the best singer-songwriter of Australia's past, present and future (without actually having really done anything).
Ben Lee apologists will tell you that this remark was taken out of context, or blame it on the naivety of youth. Unfortunately this arrogance continues to pervade his work - you only need to read an interview of his.
The worst thing that sucks about this guy is the image he tries to portray, as this thoughtful, arty, indie, uber-alternative sort of musician. You will find him posing for photos or album covers with the same quizzical wide-eyed blank stare.
Exactly the same thing happens with his music. Just before his last album was released he was running around telling everyone who'd listen that he was taking us on a magical journey, that this was the result of all of his song-writing experience, and he was so happy with what he was doing.
The end result is the most mainstream, disposable pop you could ever imagine. If it was made by somebody else you would think it was probably OK, but when you're expecting the next Paul Simon it's a bad joke. His lyrics are simple, childish and repetitive (see "Gamble Everything for Love") and even a marginally acceptable song like "Catch My Disease" is ruined by his thin, reedy, high-pitched voice.
While I know you can't do too much about how you look, his gigantic ears and stupid Frodo-like hair are laughable and nauseating at the same time. I suspect he plays up on this to further enhance the "arty" image. When people knock his music he blames the fact that most Australians don't like nerdy looking guys, and he cracked the shits and went to the US and was briefly with Claire Danes (the celebrity missus...SOOOO alternative!)
I don't know how popular he is in the US or UK but if you come to Australia and meet one of his fans or hear his music, don't be sucked in. Ignore the inevitable stacks of thumbs-down this will attract because unfortunately the 14 year old girls who think he's fantastic will spew when they hear the truth.
Ben Lee, along with guys like Rob Thomas and James Blunt, is the reason mainstream pop sucks as much arse as it does these days.
Ben Lee is a conceited fraudster who needs to be put in the meat grinder.
The opening line of the Ben Lee song "Catch My Disease" goes "My head is a box filled with nothing". You've got it right there, Ben.
by Choda Boy 57 August 13, 2006
Get the Ben Lee mug.Lead singer of the band evanescence that began in 2000, though only really got big in 2002-3.
Their Ablums to date are:
-Evanescence EP
-Whisper EP
-Origin (2000)
-Fallen (2002)
Their works include:
-bring me to life
-going under
-my immortal
-everybody's fool
-breathe no more
She also did a duet with her ex, the lead singer of seether.
They are usually classed as rock, but sometimes as obscure genres e.g. 'new-age-goth-pop'.
Their Ablums to date are:
-Evanescence EP
-Whisper EP
-Origin (2000)
-Fallen (2002)
Their works include:
-bring me to life
-going under
-my immortal
-everybody's fool
-breathe no more
She also did a duet with her ex, the lead singer of seether.
They are usually classed as rock, but sometimes as obscure genres e.g. 'new-age-goth-pop'.
by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life January 13, 2006
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She's smart, kind, funny, and a huge tease.
I want to spend every day with her. She is mine.
You're truly blessed if you have a lil lee in your life.
She's smart, kind, funny, and a huge tease.
I want to spend every day with her. She is mine.
You're truly blessed if you have a lil lee in your life.
by urbannoe January 2, 2019
Get the lil lee mug.Stagger Lee is one bad mother fucker. His legend is eternal along with his presence (even though he was around in the 1930s). He bangs all sorts of gals, resulting in a blinding hatred from his disgruntled wife. She throws him out into the rain and the sleet, leading to him drowning his sorrows in The Bucket Of Blood.
He takes out his frustrations on the bar-tender, putting 4 holes in the cunt's head, simply because he hadn't heard tell of Stagger's exploits. He then forces Billy Dilly to suck him of before blasting a hole in his head with a shot-gun.
Stagger is basically a mad bastard, he fucks shit and people up, feels no remorse and goes home and contemplates what he did over a nice candle-lit dinner of testicles and liver. He has been known to laugh at the corpses of young children and to stab himself in the leg for light entertainment.
He takes out his frustrations on the bar-tender, putting 4 holes in the cunt's head, simply because he hadn't heard tell of Stagger's exploits. He then forces Billy Dilly to suck him of before blasting a hole in his head with a shot-gun.
Stagger is basically a mad bastard, he fucks shit and people up, feels no remorse and goes home and contemplates what he did over a nice candle-lit dinner of testicles and liver. He has been known to laugh at the corpses of young children and to stab himself in the leg for light entertainment.
1) Cardinal: "Here Matt, watch your asshole. It's common knowledge that Stagger Lee will climb over 50 pussies to get to one boy's fat asshole."
2) Stagger Lee: "Don't you know who I am? I'm the bad mother fucker called Stagger Lee"
Bar-tender: "Nah mate, never heard tell of you"
Stagger puts 4 bullets in bar-tender's head.
2) Stagger Lee: "Don't you know who I am? I'm the bad mother fucker called Stagger Lee"
Bar-tender: "Nah mate, never heard tell of you"
Stagger puts 4 bullets in bar-tender's head.
by Nick Cave August 15, 2010
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This and the definition above by mhuang2286 are both correct.
All credit goes to (natejont) for the creation of this word.
This and the definition above by mhuang2286 are both correct.
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by natejont February 24, 2010
Get the jon lee mug.In homage to the late great Bruce Lee, stems the origin of the somewhat dated joke:
"Chuck Norris only lives by one rule: No Asian Chicks."
...Bruce Lee being the only man to have ever kicked Chuck Norris' ass.
"Chuck Norris only lives by one rule: No Asian Chicks."
...Bruce Lee being the only man to have ever kicked Chuck Norris' ass.
Whining: "But Bruce Lee only beat Chuck Norris in a movie! It wasn't real!"
Response: "Get a life, nerd."
Response: "Get a life, nerd."
by Charles B. Lee-Norris. January 6, 2008
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