When a male is straddling a woman's chest and she is preforming oral sex. The male poops on her and it slides down her chest. This works best when it is diarrhea.
by yeah101 December 23, 2008
Get the california land slidemug. A term that is used basically to tell someone to 'fuck off.' Instead of just plain old telling someone who is pissing you off to fuck off, tell them to go to Fuckity Off Land, which is no where near you.
A place you are told to go if you are severely pissing someone off.
A place you are told to go if you are severely pissing someone off.
by hoperainbow August 6, 2010
Get the Fuckity Off Landmug. To prevent a disaster by finding an unusual solution to your problem, and come off like a flippin baller shot caller!
US Airways pilot Chesley Sullenberger landed a crippled plane in the Hudson River, resulting in few injuries and no deaths. Stupid birds bust up your jet engine? Just land it like Sully.
by Ryelyn January 27, 2009
Get the Land it like Sullymug. by Jole Flifl May 22, 2010
Get the Bumble Bee Landmug. i know it's a phrase, but it's another name for the chode. basically, find your anus and then move forward til you get to your genitals, then that space between the two-- that's the fleshy land bridge. it's like nirvana on your anatomy.
by Long Dong Silver_666_1234 October 4, 2006
Get the fleshy land bridgemug. Girls who watch classic tv shows on the cable network "TV Land." (Examples: Leave it to Beaver, The Andy Griffith Show, I Love Lucy, The Dick Van Dyke Show, Gunsmoke, etc.) It's common knowledge that most TV Land girls enjoy the act of "Van Dyking."
1. She doesn't like current television shows. She's a total TV Land girl.
2. TV Land girls are the best! They love "Van Dyking!"
2. TV Land girls are the best! They love "Van Dyking!"
by grandmasterpapasmurf January 17, 2013
Get the TV Land Girlsmug. 1: To "check someone out" usually the female's chest and or legs, being "surveyed" by a male.
2: To push with your thumb in between someone's shoulder blades and wiggling.
(2)Causes: Many different sensations, usually pain, sometimes tickles, many times resulting in the victim jumping, running away, or crying.
2: To push with your thumb in between someone's shoulder blades and wiggling.
(2)Causes: Many different sensations, usually pain, sometimes tickles, many times resulting in the victim jumping, running away, or crying.
by Giant, sloppy wang May 1, 2011
Get the Survey your landmug.