lagasse alarm

It doesn't just have to be semen, it can be any liquid or powdered substance. Salt, pepper, sugar, hot sauce, anything goes.

The USMC drill sergeant has just woken up an oversleeping cadet by setting off the Lagasse alarm, throwing pepper on the man's face.

"BAM! Wake up, maggot! Just who the hell do you think you are? Rip Van Winkle? Get up, take a shower, dress up, and catch your sorry carcass up with the rest of the others who are apparently better evolved primates than you are! Yeah!"

by Mark H July 11, 2004

laguna goggles

Obnoxiously oversized sunglasses that girls wear in order to A: Cover up 3/4ths of their ugly face B: Mimic the rich cunts seen on MTV's Laguna Beach.

"Wow, look at that dumb bitch in her Laguna Goggles"

by CrunchyBlac May 31, 2007

Mar-A-Lago

It's a strange hue, it's not really orange or yellow, it's Mar-A-Lago.

Mar-A-Lago is an over-hued combination of orange and yellow, it's like when you make a drawing of Donald Trump and you run out of orange and yellow, but Mar-A-Lago will fix that.

by Lionheart1200 July 23, 2018

laggit

real, cool, not fake, slang for legit.

Keep it laggit, Kaylee.

by Emily Cain ( word originated by Nick Carney) July 29, 2008

Laggot

n. insult or title of a person on a online game such as Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 or Halo 3 who creates much lag, purposely or unintentionally, ruining the game expeirience for other players. They are often referred to as "that fag on our team who is lagging"

Dude, somebody tell that laggot to leave the game, he's making my children cry!

by bullcrapper January 3, 2010

LAGFISH

lagfish is a new word that describes your average nasty skanky bitch that spreads her legs and leaks green discharge and stanks like SHARKPUSSY

That bitch is raunchie she's got the lagfish

by DaniDagger March 25, 2008

lagiesh

Worked over, tired or sore from a job or strenuous activety, or from a bitching at from a female. Can also refer to stupid or overely gay stupid. Meant to be exclamated or pronounced in a single word.

Lagiesh!!

That job is just too lagiesh!

My ass is lagieshed!

That bitch is lagiesh!

by IFspeed August 24, 2006