A Kelley

To possess the following less than desirable traits - including, but not limited to:

Solicitation; bogarting bathroom; bringing skanks… & leaving skanks; snuggling; making messes… & not cleaning messes; going shirtless, indiscriminately taking what A Kelley wants, (not being funny).*

* Portion of definition under review. As, some people find A Kelley and his wenis, quite humorous.

Stop being such a Kelley! You left that skank here a week ago, I didn’t even know you left. Last time I saw you, you were shirtless with a bag of stolen meat locked up in my bathroom the 8th time that day…

by Barbie, G; Et Al June 19, 2023

Out- of- kelter

A Newfie slang word. In short the word means to get absolutely plastered and out of control.

Bob: hey man, what are you doing on Friday night?

Fred: I'm getting absolutely out- of- kelter

by ViagraSniffer February 26, 2013

Cult of Kelpy G

A cult consisting of smooth jazz enthusiasts. The only music allowed is that of Kelpy G’s. The cult has three tiers; the lowest being the slaves, the second being the disciples and the third being the Elite. These all hold different purposes in upholding Kelpy’s influence globally, however, the cult has one central prophet who interrupts the wisdom of Kelpy G and leads over the cult. To join simply stick or your pinkie and thumb finger and shake in a back and forth motion, while saying “mahala.”

Oh man! I just joined th cult of Kelpy G! The most littt of cults.

by Kreggery May 6, 2018

shut up kelly

when someone wants kelly to shut up. the victim, (kelly) gets told to shut up by the speaker, (zoe) and can no longer talk in yoga chat.

zoe: shut up kelly
kelly: ok

by 🏌️ June 27, 2020

ms. kelly'd

When a fight starts and your teacher slams the hell outta the guys who are fighting

Daniel: Oh shit they're fighting on me!
Teacher: Boy if you don't stop!
Daniel 2: Oh shit they 'bout to get Ms. Kelly'd!

by Kolosto February 14, 2017

R. Kelly Water Balloon

When you have the urge to urinate while driving, and you have a condom handy. You urinate in the condom, tie it off, and throw it out the window.

Yo man, I gotta piss. I dont wanna pull over at MLK. I'm gonna use my last rubber for an R. Kelly water balloon.

by Leydlelee November 21, 2017

R. kelly

The best damn child molester since the fall of the Roman empire. It is also said by some that he "raps" this has yet to be desided in court.

Man if I could R. Kelly half as good as dat guy I wouldn't even need all this candy/puppies/neverland ranch!

by R@ygold gives you wings! April 24, 2006