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Le Joyeux Festin

1)the french word for: the Happy Meal, from McDonnald. Pronounced: L-eh Joa-y-eh Fay-sten

2) a reference to an oral sexual act
1)
Stranger: Bonjour, I want Le Joyeux Festin pleaze
French McDo girl: You are of ze wanting of ze Coka-Cola?
Stranger: WHY CAN'T YOU ACTUALY LEARN ENGLISH?! I'M OUT OF HERE YOU ARSE!!

2)
Guy 1: so, what you did with Sandy last night?
Guy 2: I gave her Le Joyeux Festin
Guy 1: XD
by MachinegunOarg December 23, 2007
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joystick

1. Noun. A joystick is a male's penis. it's like a stick and "doing something" to it is a joy therefore it is a joystick.
1.Tea asked, "Can I play with your joystick?"

2.Gareth said, "I have to have alone time with my joystick."

3.Shannon exclaimed: "I LOVE your joystick because of the way it fits me!"
by Digitus June 9, 2005
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joydogging

Stealing (scrumping for) cars with the express purpose of fornicating in them for the sheer thrill.
"Me and my girlfriend went joydogging last night. It was immense."

"My car was stolen by joydoggers. Luckily the police found it, caught the perpetrators and they paid to have the velour cleaned."
by drunken_mentalist February 26, 2009
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Joysplosion

The loud explosion of happiness (everyone yells and claps) when your favorite sports team gets a touch down , goal,etc...
Dude: I'm partially Deaf from that Joysplosion you guys just had...
Chick: Sorry. But We're now 7 points ahead!!!
by Murdoom November 8, 2010
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joycrankin

A mutation of the original term "crank", to cry wank, generally with negative conotations. "Joycrankin" is when tears of joy roll down one's face during an exceptionally good wank.
a sensational evening of joycrankin was had!
by schweinhund December 2, 2010
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Joyest

Displaying the highest level of joy; most joyful; extremely joyous, adj.
When Rimmel got a Sephora gift card for his birthday, he was the joyest he had been since he went shopping earlier in the day.
by Kookiekrumz July 29, 2014
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Joysticking

Attempting to adjust one's penis in public.
I was walking down the street yesterday with a stark erection, so I had to engage in joysticking to put it back into place.
by Colver August 26, 2014
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