pulling a jordan

The act of pretending to be sick and crawling up into your bed, in the hopes of having your girlfriend crawl up there with you. So that you can have a valid excuse to have sex with her.

Billy "I feel sick, I'm going to go up into my bed because I feel like butt."
-Billy climbs into his bed
Tiffany "Stop pulling a jordan Billy, if you want to fuck then just ask me."
-Billy becomes embarrassed because he got caught acting a fool, by pulling a jordan.

by sequioahall170vato April 13, 2014

I love jordan

Jordan is a really dumb cheese head. He likes the packers and the cyclones while I like the bears and the Hawkeyes. I’m not an uncultured swine like he is. I still love him though, he’s kind and sweet , plus that dick ain’t little😎. I would like to get old with this one and wife him up because he’s uncultivated and can’t do it. Hopefully he will ask me to homecoming before anyone else does lol🤡 ily boo thang

I love Jordan so fucking much

by troublebbyy September 21, 2019

Jordan

A guy who seems totally perfect, always caring, very sweet and affectionate, and semi-good-looking. But then turns out to be a total perv only sweet-talking you to get anything and everything he wants sexually. A fuckin' politician (literally).

I thought he was the perfect boyfriend. But he turned out to be a total "Jordan".

by PseudonymName00 December 27, 2008

Jordan

Jordan is a girl with a hot @$$ that can squeeze your dick with her vag so hard that you'll cum too fast.

I totally hooked up with a Jordan last night, it was the best 5 seconds EVER!!

by Murray FrogsFrogs August 11, 2010

jordan

to take things too far

"Stop pulling a Jordan"

by Jeffrey Kerr February 14, 2009

Michael Jordan

A bad-ass player who wants to win.

Any player that can play at his level.

by Saints September 14, 2003

michael jordan

A 23" chrome rim that goes on cars.

Is it the big truck sittin' up on Mike Jordans
thats 23's! with the big ole owl, dual heads roaring

-Field Mob, HATERS

by Lil Jon April 29, 2004