John Chan

Nerd, 2007 graduate of Early College in Guildford. He has 6 degrees, in Civil Engineering, City Planning, Sports Management, Economics and Advanced Calculus. He also took AP biology, AP chemistry and AP physics. Universities he has been to include, Harvard, Yale, UBC, USC, LSU and UT.

John Chan graduated in 2007 and is currently working as CEO for All Around Business Co. He is also an avid sportsman, being a recruit and a 5 star watch for the Walonga Taildogs of the AFL, following his arrival in Australia and knowledge in AFL.

by Mindhack Diva September 7, 2023

John (Splatoon)

We don’t know who he is or what he wants, all we know is that he wears:

Pilot Goggles
Zink Layered LS
Purple High-Horses

Guy 1: Who the FUCK is John (Splatoon) ?
Guy 2: I don’t know

by anonymous September 24, 2023

Johnathanz Storiez

Johnathanz Storiez is the HIT YouTuber who makes really fun and engaging Roblox videos. Johnathanz Storiez has a massive fanbase consisting of a younger audience.

Hey Alex! Look at this new video uploaded by Johnathanz Storiez!! He really says "Sticking out your GYATT rizzler! You're so Skibidi! You're so fanum tax! I just wanna be your Sigma!!!!!!"

by Egg in my Nut November 7, 2023

dingle-john

When your cell phone rings in your back pocket and because of the precise positioning of the phone in your pocket and the correct ring mode of vibrate and the exact genre of underwear, a pleasing vibration of the scrotum occurs.

Dude, did you just call me?

Yeah.

It produced a wonderful dingle-john.

Oh Yeah?

Thank You.

by Dinglebob Dentist March 25, 2008

Original John

(verb) To drink bourbon and smoke a pipe while playing monopoly. Usually includes sorting opposing players into Hogwarts Houses.

"Hey you guys want to go out tonight, drink some vodka and try to pick up girls at The Club?"

"Definitely not, let's Original John it tonight."

by Mayja Layza April 23, 2013

futon john

A douche that likes to remind every person he meets that he was conceived on a futon.

Kid 1: "Have you met Futon John?"

Kid 2: "No, but I heard he was a douche."

Kid 3: "I heard he was conceived on a futon."

Kid 1: "I wish I was conceived on a futon."

by Dubya14 November 25, 2013

Lawn John

A rare scenerio in which a neighbor plants flowers in a toilet bowl outside of their house for decoration and someone goes over (typically after midnight) to defacate uncontrollably in it for the homeowner to find it the next day.

see also: lawn John silver, flower plop, a steamy Brian, fertile terdle, house warming gift, midnight special.

"Man, that guy is a legend! He executed the rare Lawn John last night!"

by sneakyle June 21, 2017