Jaked

adjective meaning someone who appears briefly and then takes off for long periods of time.

I wonder if he he'll be back. I hate it when he Jakes us.

by JVGR July 2, 2004

jaked

to be promised help of some sort, but not actually be provided with anything.

Jill was working on the test plan for the new program revision, but it got jaked.

Bob burnt me a copy of the data, but I got jacked, the data was corrupt.

by chakkerz July 27, 2005

Jaret

He's a peice of shit that will pretend to be your friend and make stuff up for you to like him but when you don't like him back in the way he wants you too or if you don't give him enough attention he will fuck you over.

(Jaret)He made fun of me being sexually assaulted and said "but did it feel good tho"

by xxXHotter than your bitchXxx February 27, 2018

Jaked

When somebody steals your personal possessions.

When you go on vacation when you're about to move and your roommate goes through your newly packed boxes to find your play station which you told him before you left that he couldn't use because you had already packed it.

Man: What happened?
Girl: Why's your play station out here? I thought you packed it?
Man: I did !!
Girl: Man, you have been Jaked. :(

by TonyDungy January 18, 2011

jaded

The most prominent term used from the most burned out DJs, party goers, clubbers and ravers from the 1990-2010s until present. Sometimes used to reference the charming memories of music, production, DJing vinyl records, amazing parties, or mysteriously waking up in a cuddle puddle grounded by 100s of other people who have no fucking clue how they got there 30 minutes ago either. Later as the "Jaded One" ages they willingly connect with others just as jaded as they are and laugh endlessly about their life experiences.

Examples:

"Hmm I guess that's why Jeff is Jaded?"

"Why is that guy just standing by that speaker in the dark corner the whole night?"
Reply: "Don't mind him he's just jaded."

by UberJaded Trancer March 4, 2016

Jarred

An evil shrew of a boy who likes to cheat on his girlfriends. A liar. Pathetic. Nerd. Doesn't care about anyone but himself.

LIKES TO CHEAT ON LOYAL GIRLFRIENDS WITH HOES NAMED KRISTEN

"Wow, he's such a Jarred"

by KermytheFrog December 29, 2016

Jaded

Its a Neurological photography deju va disorder /condition where the injured person brain thinks every item in any photography is associated to them in some way. No one is sure what causes this but it seems to affect Guyanese zone 3 females more than any other ethnicity/gender.

Clive - hey look at this pic of my home in Guyana
Anita - thats my home

Clive - wth , i lived there all my life basically

Anita - the car in front, thats my car too
Clive - are you okay Anita? you're acting Jaded now

by Big BoB helping ya June 29, 2021