Jacksonville

If you were to imagine the great state of Florida as a man, bending over towards Mississippi, the St. Johns River would represent his bowels. The St. Johns River flows into the Atlantic in Jacksonville (Florida's ass hole). Fred Durst is an excellent example of a turd that was produced in Jacksonville.

Man, I went to Jacksonville for a concert a few weeks ago, and I still haven't been able to wash the stink off!

by phatty-b October 3, 2008

Jackson

He a faggot

Wow man look at Jackson, he's such a faggot man

by notsomeonewhoyouusedtoknow April 1, 2019

Jacksonville, FL

A toilet bowl filled with turds

After you live in a shithole like Jacksonville, FL long enough, you start to stink.

by southerners are stupid June 28, 2019

jacksonville jaguars

'95 expansion team who made the playoffs from '96-99, but suck now

The Jags went 14-2 in '99, losing both games to the Titans and losing to them again in the playoffs

by 0000 March 23, 2004

Jackson

A ugly motherfucker who thinks he's all that and he will flirt with anything that walks what a whore

Girl 1-omg he cheated on you
Girl 2-yes

Girl 3-he's such a Jackson

by #prettyswag😍😍 September 7, 2016

jackson story

a random story which has no point or moral behind it. Often times ends abruptly with no warning.

Lauren tells Mike and John this story "this one time i was at a wedding and my uncle gave me some rum and coke and then later that night he was next to my parents and looked at me and said, how do you like that rum and coke?"
Mike and John say "Jackson Story"

by John Letts January 22, 2008

Jackson 5 across the eyes

It means I'm about to slap the shit out ya.

Coined by Black Dynamite

If you don't shut up I'm going Jackson 5 across the eyes.

I told that girl to sit on my face and she went Jackson 5 across my eyes.

by Mad Malc November 30, 2015