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Benya’s law

Fuck the haters & just keep breathing | Fick die Hasser & Atmen Sie weiter
by SkittlesBenya November 30, 2018
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Shepherd's Law

According to Jaliea's ( Leah) theory, on 23rd of September 1997, she discovered that she could communicate with the species called a "goat". So in January, on the date of the 29th, 2014. She furthered her studies and decided to name this spectacular; this wondrous happening of a miracle the "Shepherd's Law." In this current time it is now known to man that there is only 2 creatures that could actually communicate with these species including herself with the other being Sade. Both are girls and happen to discover this by letting out there inner self. They both got the title shepherd in front of their nicknames "Shepherd Syco" and Jaliea's is "Shepherd Leeuh" wherein both is obviously derived from the "Shepherd's Law." For more information contact anyone from Duncan Town, Ragged Island. The Bahamas about this. Some said it is false but its up to you if you actually believe.
ohh look it's Shepherd Sade over there one of the girls who discovered the Shepherd's Law.
by It Girl April 12, 2014
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Law Cadet

A person neither trained nor qualified in law who, having had a brief acquaintance with some legal matter or other, professes him or herself an expert on all things legal.
"I didn't realise Adam was a lawyer."
"He isn't. He just got sued. Suddenly he's Justinian."
"Ah, another Law Cadet!. Great!"
by Sataneyes February 6, 2022
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Woods’ law

No matter how we vote we will always get John McCain
The Afghanistan war is being continued by yet another president who was elected to stop it Classic Woods’ law.
by FSPer October 12, 2019
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law of ninjism

This law states that any who become a ninja remain a ninja. More specifically if you become a ninja in a video game, real life, or other you remain a ninja. This means it crosses over into your. actual life.
According to the law of ninjism, that is so a ninja.
by TimePeradox99 May 17, 2014
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Gynters Law

Gynter's Law:
"If CNN reports something, that is evidence of the contrary"
"The CNN just reported Russia bombed civilians"

Gynters law proves that it didn't happen and it is in fact likely the Ukrainians bombed civilians
by Lampost88 April 21, 2022
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Huxley’s Law

Huxley’s Law is a name given to a rule posited by the British author and futurist Aldous Huxley in the introduction to his dystopian novel, “Brave New World”:

“As political and economic freedom diminishes, sexual freedom tends compensatingly to increase.”

It states that governments ease restrictions on sexual freedoms as a means to palliate the public as their political and economic rights and freedoms are taken away. This can be done as a means to refocus the public’s attention away from traditional value systems and mores to physical pleasures and to distract a populace by making them think they are gaining more freedoms than in the past, when the opposite is true.
The government’s focus on promoting sexual issues while taking away our ability to speak and trade is just another example of Huxley’s Law in action.
by GangrenousKhan January 22, 2022
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