ironic

being ironic is not just being sarcastic, being sarcastic is just making a cutting remark, being ironic is saying the oposite of what is meant, say you had an argumant with a girl and said something bad and she ran out of the room, being sarcastic i would say something like
"that wasnt a good thing to say was it"
but if i was being ironic i would say something like
"well you've certainly made her happy"

i did my examples above so read them

by the fresh prince January 30, 2005

Ironed

The act of getting laid usually in a prone position.

"I hooked up last night with John and he ironed me good."

by Gulliver1953 December 21, 2008

Iron Chode

Somebody who is a complete dick who can't see the logic in arguments so he presses on with his own.

Morgan: Why the hell are you cheating
Bennett: you cant cheat with a controller
Morgan: I don't care your cheating.
Bennett: you need a computer.
Morgan: YOU'RE CHEATING!!
Bennett: Why are you being such an Iron Chode?

by Annie The Hobo April 25, 2009

ironic lolicon

A pedophile who tries to fap to lolis out of desperation. Can easily be spotted by their hatred of any lolis over 12 years old.

- Are lolicons pedophiles?
- Only ironic lolicons are.

by anonymous February 5, 2022

Iron Lung

Bomb ass canoe, made of metal, often manned by 3 kids. cant be stopped by trees, or rushing water. fights currents on roads to then be pictured by the newspaper

Dude the Iron Lung is so bomb it made the associated Press!

by Isaac D Wilkins April 23, 2007

Most ironic UrbanDictionary definition

Talk about an ironic daffynition...

I didn't even know about the Indonesia quake when I wrote earthquake test. "Most ironic UrbanDictionary definition."

by Downstrike December 28, 2005

Big Iron On His Dick

A sex game for gay couples to play, in which both men dress as cowboys and face each other like two cowboys dueling. Upon draw, they must unzip their pants, take out their dicks and begin jacking off. Your victory is determined by two factors: whether/not you cum first, and where on your partners body you cum.

Rules of Big Iron On His Dick:
·Both partners must dress up like cowboys (must be wearing some article of clothing that keeps the dick put away until the draw).
·Both partners must enter a room with enough space for them to dual in.
·Both partners must face each other from at least 4ft (1.219m) away.
·Must play western ballad music (preferably Big Iron).
·Once someone calls "draw", both partners must take their cocks out and begin jerking off.
·Whoever scores the most points wins the round.

Cumming first: 10 points
Cumming second: 5 points
Cumming on your partner's face: 10 points
Cumming on your partner's groin: 5 points
Cumming on your partner's chest: 5 points
Cumming on your partner's arm, abdomen, hip, or leg: 2 points
Cumming on your partner's feet: 1 point
Missing your partner completely: Loss of all points

by CuteBoy56 January 5, 2021