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Flap his JackJack

A specific form of male masturbation where you slap your dick from side to side between each hand until the preg nog is released. (Technique usually hits its usage peak from around December 1st through December 7th.
Dan got so inspired while baking sensually enticing pancakes for breakfast on December 1st that he decided to Flap his JackJack before sitting down to a nice meal.
by DirtyDan8 November 13, 2019
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a cag hi cuan

When two Asians offer you a threesome eg. "A cag hi cuan?"
by Douchenigg June 6, 2019
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Parked in his spot

To have sexual intercourse with a girlfriend or wife who is not your own.

Note: This is not to be confused with putting your penis into another male...
Man 1: "Dude, you know Larry from accounting? Well, I totally parked in his spot last night!"

Man 2: "Dude, did you wrap? She has syphilis."

Man 1: "...."
by Cpt. Satanas May 5, 2010
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push his stool in

Used to describe anal sex in the presence of mixed company.
"Mom: Good morning, Bobby. What did you do last night?"
"Bobby: I met a friend at a bar. I had to push his stool in."
"Mom: That was very gallant of you."
"Bobby: Well, Mom, you know me. Always the gentleman. Do we have any bleach?"
by My Cancer has AIDS April 27, 2014
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crash his yard

the act of rushing into somebodies house for their wrong doing, trashing their house and beating up anyone inside just for pure revenge
did he just speak about your mum?

oi you man, let’s crash his yard
by ghanaian blood boy September 1, 2022
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Hi I'm Amir

Hi I'm Amir
Hi I'm Amir
Holy fuck is that Amir
Yes I am Amir
Hi Amir
by Hey I'm Amir October 19, 2021
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yelling at his shoes

"Did you see how wasted Mike was last weekend? He spent the whole night yelling at his shoes. "
by strikingoil May 24, 2014
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