bag his junk

The act of putting on a condom.

John Edwards wanted to be the leader of the free world, but wasn't smart enough to bag his junk.

by jrsjoint March 15, 2010

overplayed his punt

Overplayed his punt; (v) When someone does something that ends up way more remarkable than his initial effort.

When you see a total dork-ass feeb with a hot chick, you say; Wow, that dude really overplayed his punt to end up with her!

It's like when a football team recovers the ball and scores on a kick away.

When a guy pulls of a terrible pick up line, but gets laid anyway.

by Reverend Ron October 30, 2010

Parked in his spot

To have sexual intercourse with a girlfriend or wife who is not your own.

Note: This is not to be confused with putting your penis into another male...

Man 1: "Dude, you know Larry from accounting? Well, I totally parked in his spot last night!"

Man 2: "Dude, did you wrap? She has syphilis."

Man 1: "...."

by Cpt. Satanas May 5, 2010

gimpin his ride

The popular pursuit of taking an already pish car and rendering it even less desirable by festooning it with a plethora of cheap tat purchased from Halfords in a vain attempt to persuade young ladies to drop down.

Big Stevie spent a stack of beertokens gimpin his ride to get that wee burd from Tescos to drop down but she said his motor looked like he'd smashed into Poundstretchers window.

by neilyboy March 5, 2008

push his stool in

Used to describe anal sex in the presence of mixed company.

"Mom: Good morning, Bobby. What did you do last night?"
"Bobby: I met a friend at a bar. I had to push his stool in."
"Mom: That was very gallant of you."
"Bobby: Well, Mom, you know me. Always the gentleman. Do we have any bleach?"

by My Cancer has AIDS April 27, 2014

yelling at his shoes

Vomiting, especially in public.

"Did you see how wasted Mike was last weekend? He spent the whole night yelling at his shoes. "

by strikingoil May 24, 2014

Pissing on his table

A guest is taking too much advantage of a host's hospitality.

"You're always pissing on his table"

"Dude come on why you gotta piss on my table"

"Chad was pissing on Josh's table at the party last night"

by ThrowawayAcoutn October 14, 2014