hands free

the incredible ability to masturbate without any contact with one's genitals. a skill the male japanese business class has cultivated for decades.

by Dickie Moist November 6, 2003

alpha hand

Shows dominance by placing the palm of your hand over the face of a inferior individual.

That bitch wouldn't shut up so I alpha handed her, and she knew what the deal was.

by Little bears January 1, 2015

Pocket Hand

(Noun) A term used to describe the first two cards that are dealt to an individual player, by the dealer, in Texas Hold'em.

My pocket hand was an eight and a two; I'm probably going to fold if anyone raise.

by OlFashioned November 14, 2013

piano hands

Piano hands are when someone has very long and slim fingers that are highly agile and dexterous. If you have piano hands then you should learn how to play piano because it is the best instrument and you will become a amazing pianist.

The new student has piano hands

by i know how to be a human December 8, 2021

free hand

When you urinate freely without any guidance of your hand, usually ending with piss all over the wall, yourself or anyone near you.

Dude why is there piss on your shirt

I decided to free hand it

by Stanley smith July 29, 2014

Mariner's Hands

A rather rough and calloused appearence to the palm of the hand, gained though too much "Trumpet Polishing".

That's a right lovely pair of Mariner's Hands you've got there Dad!

by Benjim May 19, 2003

Broadband Hand

RSI injury sustained to the hand due to prolonged pleasuring of one’s self whilst surfing the interweb.

1 - My hand is killing me!
2 - Why's that?
1 - Broadband hand innit, was on bigotters.com too long!

by FLANMJF October 26, 2005