French Lessons

A slang term for making out (French kissing), used to describe it in a discreet manner.

A: Sorry I'm late, I was doing some French lessons with Katie in the parking lot.
B: Oh cool, what words did you learn?
A: Words?

by drjuiceboy April 1, 2022

French Rinse

A French rinse is when you take a shit and instead of wiping you spray the shower head up your anus to clean it.

guy: dude I just took a massive shit.
friend: did you give it a French rinse?

by iLLi v69 March 6, 2018

Charles French

Noun & Verb (Also referred to as Charlie)
1.) Rubik's Cube Master
2.) An all around nice guy that people can't help but love. He usually has a Rubik's cube in his right pocket and a game boy in his other. He has the most annoying dog on the planet that likes to bark constantly. But it's okay, it will get eaten eventually.
3.) A person that can pick their nose with their tongue.
4.) to be awesome.

That barking dog must belong to a Charles French! Maybe we should just eat it...

by TacoFlavoredKeeses April 11, 2011

french twins

Two dudes who constantly fuck the same chicks back to back.

“Juan and Jay have fucked the same five girls in a row. Those guys are totally French twins.

by SnakesOnPlane March 8, 2018

french wok

a stupid lying person form France and Asia

could also be Jewish

look at that frog eating noodles must be a french wok

by Memer_69 November 11, 2019

french fiscal

A common American misinterpretation of the French sexual act involving lingua-urethral protrusion executed at the end of the fiscal year. The misinterpretation stems from the timing of the event: Americans will do this on September 30th (end of US govt fiscal year) whilst the French traditionally execute it at the end of the calendar year. See also Pygmy fiscal involving digital urethral insertion/ play.

"Gee, Bob really made an ass of himself when he French fiscaled Monique in June."

by Pebacon December 28, 2013

French Pete

A French Pete is a double dutch oven. Two people fart simultaneously under the covers, then try to victimize each other (or, potentially, a third party) with the trapped gases.

Jessica and Trenton farted a vicious French Pete under the blanket, and the cat ran to safety in the next room.

by Farterista December 27, 2007