ham fountain

Sit backwards on a woman's face while you jerk off on her tits.

She was blown away when I showed her my amazing ham fountain!

by anonymous June 12, 2016

Cochrane fountain City HS

Just abunch of retards that don't learn jack shit and basically is a prison

Jacob: Mike did you go to cfc
Mike: yea because 1+1=3 I went to Cochrane fountain City HS

by Jim Layhey November 1, 2018

Nut fountaining

(Verb) The act of getting jizz in your mouth through a threesome, and spitting the jizz out of your mouth into another person’s mouth.

I was nut fountaining with my homies last night.

by Yourmommyathotty March 12, 2019

Potty foul

Failing to give a courtesy flush in a non-private toliet.

There was a major potty foul in that ladies room.

by Forty day Mike October 23, 2019

Payton Fountaine

When you rub your dick so raw that it begins to appear like that of a Rottweilers penis and everything that comes out of it from then on is either blood or more flesh

Fuck bro last week i totally Payton Fountaine’d my dick and now I’ve been pissing sideways since

by APE_RAPE69 February 25, 2021

Stink Fountain

When you eat asparagus and then give your girlfriend a golden shower approximately 15-20 min later.

Hey honey, how about a nice stink fountain tonight?!

by Morty Teeny Tiny Table Top June 14, 2022

imbecile to the fourth power

imbecile to the fourth power: a complete idiot that has no experience or common sense on how to do any work whatsoever; someone who is a nincompute times 4; someone who is incapable of common sense when it comes to work with their hands.

Ross is such an imbecile to the fourth power that he can’t even hang a picture on his wall without making a hole to the outside.

Ross is such an imbecile to the fourth power that he can’t open a sealed package without making a mess everywhere.

by iswearimpure June 15, 2018