Firestarters

Any conversation, piece of information, or question that you prepare the night before when you wanna ask out a girl.

( firestarters #1)Me- Hey how come you were absent yesterday and monday? were you sick?

her- yeah.

(fs #2) me- Check it out. *points to necklace* i got my ticket to homecoming.

her- oh cool.

me- did you get yours yet?

her- no...

me- why not?

her- nobody asked me...

(fs #3)me- well you should still go, theres only like 100 tickets left

her- yeah i should, did you ask anyone?

me- i was gonna ask someone, but they were out the last two days. i think you know her.

her- i'd love to... *runs off and giggles a bit to herself*

me- SUH-WEET!
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me- I was gonna ask her but she was absent today and yesterday. or she might've been avoiding me. thing is i dont know which is true.

friend- well why dont you ask if she was sick on facebook or somethin.

me- no im savin it for when shes back in so that way i have a startup conversation.

friend- sweet idea dude!

by MaximumOverdrive February 19, 2009

first gear

adjective: a lazy, drifting shuffle, usually performed by directionless, lower class people who have total lack of ambition and an oblivious disregard for people in a hurry. Commonly seen in parking lots, busy intersections, and Wal-Mart.

"Can you believe the crackhead driving that hoopty snatched my parking space 'cause those biatches was strolling across the lot in first gear?"

"Dayam!! I'll never make this light with those losers crossing the street in first gear. Get a fucking job!"

by psychobabble July 29, 2008

first corn

What you scream out the day after you and your buddies were eating corn, so you can show them the corn in your crap.

Yes!!!! I got first corn bitches!

by Austin Way October 21, 2005

Portuguese first class

noun: a coach bulkhead seat, i.e., no other seats in front of you so you have some extra legroom.

I was on the redeye to NYC and I got bumped to Portuguese first class.

by elhelmete November 10, 2006

firetruck

a watermelon

Man i am craving a delicious firetruck

by deucesdoesntmeanpeace December 17, 2010

fiesta

A mnemonic to children (well, everyone, really) about flushing the toilet. Flush It Every Single Time, Amigo! (Feel free to substitute another word for "amigo," especially if you are getting sick and tired of reminding the non-flusher to make the effort).

When I entered the bathroom and discovered that my 5-year-old daughter had once again neglected to flush the toilet, I yelled, "Nicole . . . FIESTA!" and she apologetically returned to flush.

by Vladimir Swindon July 29, 2009

scituates finest

aint too many can bang with us...kind of an ironic phrase to use dont u think?

have fun with those std's :-*

by thankfully not one of "scituate's finest" January 25, 2005