Pressure Fart

Farts first thing in the morning that are high pressured, in high quantity and sometimes high pitched or squeeky. Often caused by your guts digesting overnight and disturbed by the sound of your alarm clock.

Getting ready for work in the morning and releasing the pressure from your bowel, "I've got a case of the pressure farts this morning"

by Bacon Coke Word May 30, 2013

witch's fart

the smell of a low quality lager

When I opened up that bottle of Hite, it smelled like a witch's fart.

by aishibai February 9, 2014

Spider Farts

When you smell a smell in your house, but never can find where it's coming from.

"Where's that smell coming from?"
"Spider farts."

by Your Bum April 17, 2014

fart clencher

The act of building up intestinal gas and then creating a small passage between butt cheeks and realeasing the built up gases to create a very powerful and loud fart.

I released an incredibly powerful fart clencher in Brooks face.

by Keatswords June 23, 2014

runny fart

A fart that sounds like you have shit watery poo into your pants although they remain dry. Almost a shart.

Faz: Fuck me Jamie that sounded like u shit yourself lad!!!!

Jamie: No mate, was just a runny fart!!

by S'portJ November 20, 2013

show farting

The act of presenting ones flatulence in a creative or theatrical manner. This behaviour is most often demonstrated by one who has an inability to belch thus creating an excess of gastrointestinal gas. This excess gas provides more opportunity for one to pass gas with new and innovative styles. Show Farter's often seek the attention and approval of bystanders.

I give Ryan a 6.5 out of 10 for that "Show Fart".

Ryan's "show farting" often involves jumping or replacing song lyrics with loud and intense flatulence

by ryanmac17 November 23, 2013

farting threshold

n. The point when two people in a relationship are comfortable farting in each others presence. This is when you know the relationship is on secure footing.

Alfredo: I've been fighting with my girlf lately I'm afraid we might break up soon!!
Antonio: Have you reached the farting threshold??!?
Alfedo: Well, yes
Antonio: Don't worry about it then! You guys aren't breaking up any time soon

by vicviod March 15, 2015