simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights (people submissive to you or blind-loyalty style protective of you), typically from male to female; - manipulating another's empathy bias for profit.

It is usually immoral, exploitative, pragmatic (psychopathic).
A type of scam. Similar to gold digging.
Also this is how the money is made on personalized adult sites and by online influencers.

- This poor OnlyFans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're being parasocial.

by veinsofgold June 10, 2024

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bro farm

A place that seems to attract, and grow, douche-y bros that are muscular, wear overly clean baseball caps, and talk about women in my misogynistic ways. Probably in finance, real estate loan origination, or sales.

This bar is a bro farm, let's get out of here before someone puts something in your drink.

by anonymous June 11, 2024

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Lose the farm

Referring to the historical forfeit or seizure of one's farm due to loss of income or inability to pay costs, this expression means one has lost a great deal of money gambling.

Megan: "Hey Joe! How'd the poker tournament go?

Joe: "I lost the farm."

Chris: Hey Sarah, I'm going to the racetrack to bet on horses.

Sarah: Don't lose the farm!

by thymarchhare July 10, 2024

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Farming

The new GOONING update. Consists of three pillars/steps; Milking, Feathering, and the option Shedding

Bro have you tried the new Farming method?
What the hell is farming.
Bro is out of touch

by Zack Thompson July 13, 2024

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Farm Sim

Farm sim will numb your pain until it comes to hay season. Then you just wanna kys

I hate life right now. I’m gonna play farm sim. But it’s hay season so imma just kms

by Lizzy Hogarth July 14, 2024

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farming the ex

Indulging in angry post break-up sex with your ex partner with no intention to get back together.

A. I saw jenny leaving mike's place last weekend, I thought they broke up?
B. Yeah they started hate fucking afterwards
A. So they aren't back together?
B. Nah bro's just farming the ex

by reachforthesvrface July 25, 2024

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