Fappy Birthday

A birthday wish of all your realistic dreams coming true: Your hand, and a box of tissues.

Happy Birthday!
Happy B-Day
No, FAPPY birthday! Even better!

by Fapplejax October 4, 2009

Power Fapping

When you Masturbate so fast that your crotch catches on fire.

Dude i was just power fapping after i drank some Redbull.

by Wiseco98 January 22, 2011

Fapless February

A way for someone to redeem themselves if they didn't make it through No Fap November.

A chance to go through the "hell" month again with 2 less days.

Self pleasure is prohibited but sexual intercourse is fine since we don't want to cockblock anyone

Guy 1: Man I can't believe you gave up No Fap November during the last week
Guy 2: Ah who cares I'll just have to redeem myself during Fapless February

by PwussyBusta November 2, 2017

fappetite

A measure of a man's desire to masturbate.

"I saw this totally beautiful woman on the street today and it just sent my fappetite through the roof."

"The nude wrestling scene in Borat totally killed my fappetite for about two days, but it was hilarious."

by IsThisNameTakenToo? May 3, 2008

Fapnel

Refers to the small pieces of semen that miss their mark and land somewhere close by. Derived from the words 'fap' and 'shrapnel'.

When i blew my load on Judy's tits, some fapnel got on her face!

by -D=S- November 5, 2009

fapmeister

master of masturbation, fapmeister.

dude, you're the fapmeister bro!

by fapmeister April 17, 2010

Faptory

Faptory is: A victory achieved by RESISTING the urge to masturbate for 7 days.

Achieving such a great faptory (victory) makes you faptorious. (victorious)

"i haven't fapped for a week!"
"You're kidding! Good job, a graet faptory was won here."

by Legionnaire of the Internets August 14, 2008