My boyfriends bald head was cold so I spread my butt cheeks apart, sat on his head, and gave him a fart hat.
by Fart Hat October 11, 2018
Get the Fart Hatmug. A fart attack is an occasion when a person farts 5 times or more in a row. It usually occurs when someone eats veggie patties or some raspberry fig bars, but can still happen with any other meal. Some people even have to get gas pills because of how loud their fart attack is (if you fart a lot of times in a row silently then that’s not a real fart attack). It often sounds like a bomb attack and is disgusting. Please stay away from these kinds of people.
by BigPutz41 April 29, 2022
Get the Fart Attackmug. by sdgfdfg March 2, 2009
Get the mummy fartmug. Jus stop farting! Go take a shit or something or go fart somewhere else I don’t wanna smell ur shit!
by hamburger2020 May 2, 2021
Get the Stop fartingmug. When a person creates a seal with their lips and pushes air onto another persons body part. The forced air breaks the seal and the vibrating lips cause a fart like noise to be produced.
Warning: kissy farts may cause laughter if those affected are ticklish.
Warning: kissy farts may cause laughter if those affected are ticklish.
I woke up laughing this morning to my girlfriend under the covers giving me a kissy fart on my kidney." "Wow, that sounds like a passionate dutch oven to me, you two are special, my kids laugh,cry and nearly pee themselves when i lay huge kissy farts on their tummies.""I feel bad for being mean to you that night. Thinking about it makes me wanna jump on you and give you kissy farts."
by menaphilbrax March 10, 2011
Get the kissy fartmug. Fart in a skillet.
Word Origin: Butte, MT
A very hyper person, bouncing off the walls, stinking up the joint with their annoying behavior. Typically children, not always.
Word Origin: Butte, MT
A very hyper person, bouncing off the walls, stinking up the joint with their annoying behavior. Typically children, not always.
Grandma says, " You kids get outside and get the stink blown off you. You're acting like a fart in a skillet."
by Fraulein1973 October 18, 2021
Get the Fart in a skilletmug. The strong winds created when taking a gigantic vile ass fume. Usually these winds will be toxic and will be felt by nearby people.
by Thefume1010 April 21, 2019
Get the Fart Breezemug.